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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

Become ungovernable

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Become ungovernable

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 个月前
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  • curiousaur@reddthat.com
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    Remember the kid in London who threw a piece of cheese at his classmate who was allergic and he fucking died.

    • chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz
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      Well that was a tragic read.

  • [object Object]@lemmy.ca
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    1 个月前

    This us a creative way to turn an assault charge into attempted murder

    • davidgro@lemmy.world
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      At minimum I’d think assault with a deadly weapon.

      I really hope he got charged as seriously as this really is.

    • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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      Premeditated, too!

  • expatriado@lemmy.world
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    third peanut butter post today, may as well post some jelly OP

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      Someone linked to another popular peanut butter post today, so I decided to offer the universe what it clearly wants.

  • FuckyourFeels@lemmy.world
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    Creamy or crunchy? 🤔🤔🤔

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      Crunchy on the outside, creamy on the inside. Just like my butt.

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        [email protected]

      • elevenbones@sh.itjust.works
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        Please seek a mental health professional

        • WolfLink@sh.itjust.works
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          He’s on Lemmy, it’s too late for that already

  • Skyline969@piefed.ca
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    I’m a simple man. I see a Path of Exile meme, I upvote it.

    • whatsisface@sh.itjust.works
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      An old PoE meme too. Fatal Toxins hasn’t had 100% poison damage for 10 years.

  • tabularasa@lemmy.ca
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    Diabolical…

  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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    “dirts”

    • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
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      Glad someone else thought that was odd. It’s like the phrase “he covered his hands in pb.” Doesn’t exist

    • UninterestingVoid@reddthat.com
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      he peanutbuttered his hands.

  • swelter_spark@reddthat.com
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    Did it work is what I want to know?

  • Vinny_93@lemmy.world
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    Hate to be this guy but peanuts are legumes. Nut allergies and peanut allergies are two different things. Even within nut allergies there are different reactions for different but groups.

    • bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works
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      DO YOU HAVE LEGUUUUUMESSS??

    • CorrectAlias@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      As someone allergic to all tree nuts, most people (including a lot of restaurants) tend to think that I’m allergic to peanuts and coconut. I have to always state that peanuts and coconut are fine.

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