God I want a shiny robot body
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They actually put that in a cartoon? And I don’t mean the sex change thing, I mean the salt shaker joke.
What joke?
Probably having someone do the motion of shaking some salt on their tongue. Go try it out in front of a mirror and you’ll see.
You tell someone “If you stick Your tongue out and pretend to shake salt on it You’ll feel a salty taste”, then they try it out and do the motion of jerking someone off and catching cum in their mouth.
Damn maybe I gotta watch Johnny Test. What episode is that?
What if everyone gets the body they really want but it ends up in the trunk of your car instead?
Found the genie
I know what I want then
CEOs: audible gulp
How did they leave out the Bronies???
Socialists? Usually socialists are the ones who speak about their gender identities openly. What I really wish to see in this scenario is the amount of outer trans conservatives
wake up as an apache attack helicopter
Yes, yeeees, YEEEEEEES! BRATATATATATATA
Just gonna drop this little link here:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1228360/Megacopter_Blades_of_the_Goddess/
Dude condemns himself to starving during a global fuel supply crisis for the sake of a decades old joke, news at 11
I’m sorry I can’t hear you over my M230 30mm Chain Guns
Give it a minute or two. After you piss away the ammo and see the sticker shock to re-up, it will be nice and quiet.
I like that you guys assume after I wake up as an attack helicopter I’d just go to my regular day job and then get overwhelmed with my new grocery bill.
Oh no, I can’t fit through my apartment door and my rotors keep shredding through my jackets.
Hey real quick, you aren’t making fun of helicopterkin, are you?
Wait for the world to get overrun by furries, but it’s just middle age bald dudes suddenly having shoulder length hair, six pack abs, and a deep sense of regret about how comfortable it is to carry around a two foot long penis.
I’m in this comment and I don’t like it.
People wishing for long hair and 6-pack abs have no clue the maintenance hell they are getting themselves into. The regret about the 2/3rds of a meter dong is spot on. Like envying a woman with melon sized breasts and not realizing how much back pain she deals with.
I also get the feeling that a lot of women would be asking exactly what they are supposed to do with a 60-cm todger.
I do have long hair. As does my wife. We buy shampoo by the gallon.
I’ve got hair that’s about mid back at the longest and I don’t find it particularly annoying. But then again I usually keep it pinned with a hat so that probably helps.
Growers unite
OwO I get to be a winged hybrid wolf-tiger-fox, with an 11" knotted and barbed cock? And I get to pound my furry friends as their fursona too? I’d actually get a career that I love, while it not feeling like work at all, having submissive cuties ride me like the bull I am? Hell yes.
Ooh cool you’re a therian?
I’m not that far along, kinda on the fence between ‘I’m human but my sona is adorable’ and ‘I really want to be my sona for the rest of my life’. I do follow and support the Freedom of Form Foundation for several years now, which is furs that are way smarter than me in science and research trying to, very slowly, make actual furries possible by adjusting the human body to one’s sona creature. They have recently done deep-dives on fur, scales, and tails. Maybe I’ll get to see their labor before I die; it’s very slow but exciting.
But in the hypothetical, if I woke up as my sona, it would definitely be a positive event.
E: and I’ve been a fur for 22 years and counting, so I definitely know I’d be happy. Me as I am is very meh. At least with my sona, I would be as I see myself.
I also have a lot of respect for the FFF, but I think there’s a faster way. The FFF is focusing on physical technologies. I think we need more mental technologies. Technologies built out of ideas, which work on our minds to change our perceptions. Technologies which can let us feel our preferred bodies, and perceive others’ preferred bodies.
Do you have any depiction of how such a cutie creature would look? For scientific purposes, of course
Knotted i get, but barbed? Even jerking off would be uncomfortable!
Nah, barbs are similar to the system of an erection. It’s not so firm that you become a living sword, so you have enough give for it to be a nice experience. And barbs are usually much smaller than art depicts.
I used to date a tiger for a few years (hence the tiger hybrid addition, lots of wonderful memories that I wanted to encapsulate) and so I have it on very good authority how they feel ;3. Also I have a huge thing for feline furs, funny how that happens…
oh my gosh! I’m SOME of those! :D a fem-leaning androgynous (but functionally genderless) cybernetic wolfthing with trillions of bodies across the multiverse all subliminally linked to the same consciousness!
Cool!
Despite not being trans can I have a body that does not sound like slowly breaking a fist full of spaghetti when I get out of bed in the morning?
I can feel the grimace from “breaking a fist full of spaghetti” from the denizens of Pastaland all the way up here in northern EU
i have a conspiracy hypothesis that many restaurants break the pasta without telling people because people prefer it without even knowing
Nah theyre just short staffed in pit and the only pots left are too small
My immedate reaction was to imagine the sound of cooked spaghetti.
Was wondering why a wet slapping sound would be undesirable first thing in the morning.
I regret that train of thought…
At first I imagined cooked spaghetti and I was very confused.
Have you tried a hot bath?
genie twist. they woke up with a dead body next to them
Now they get the special opportunity to fuck their dead inner selves
Does it include superpowers?
Someone will want a body made of antimatter and the earth is gone.
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Hell yeah! It would be a vast improvement.
I don’t, Earth is like the only plannet we know has life, that’s so unique ans special, how can ylu throw that away? For what? To kill 1 specie ? I mean they will probably kill all others and that but I would rather take my chances.
This would also be extra funny when turbo closeted biggots get affected too.
Excited to see which of the joke-artists actually wake up as an attack helicopter.
Page not made by the original author, but worth reading: https://isabelfall.neocities.org/
This video is required watching. Jacob Geller’s best work. 37 minutes long, but please watch the whole thing.
Seems you need to download the PDF to get all of it.
