Are you still able to eat junk food? I get the shakes when I eat take out and fast food. It’s weird. It’s all of that crap hitting my bloodstream at once. I literally struggle to hold my fork.
Structurally and logistically there is no way that a shell transports pizza better than crust. Not to fault the 'tilla, just a different instrument for a different song
Tbh, hard-shell tortillas don’t even transport tacos that well. I love 'em, especially coated in Dorito dust, but it’s a flawed system for sure.
No no. Box crispy shells suck. Real corn tortillas cooked in oil until crispy enough to hold a V shape but just soft enough to really envelope the filling. Holy crap that’s delicious! Dude, I’m making tacos tomorrow!
Yeah I was talking about the box shells, I didn’t realize that’s not what is in the picture. Oops!
This is why they invented the soft taco - cheese - hard taco layer combo. I need to try it sometime
Well, those weird crunchy taco shells make no sense. They’re a weird American thing, and I don’t understand how they became popular. I like some crunch with my food too, but not a shell that just shatters when it’s meant to contain the food.
A tortilla fried in a pan becomes somewhat crispy though, and it tastes better and holds together better. That’s what this picture looks like. It should be fine.
I’m not so sure. The best way to eat a pizza is to fold it, because that gives it more rigidity. You essentially turn it into a taco, but the shell has a slightly different texture. I have no idea why a tortilla wouldn’t hold up in this situation.
They’re terrible.
You don’t want no part of this shit!
And you never once paid for tacos, not ONCE!
I want to reply with the original Will Smith eating spaghetti gif, but I know where I am.
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Looks like a fast lane through the digestive system
That or the opposite. Nothing in between
I recently heard about and tried pizza beans. Just some kind of white bean (any white beans) cooked, and then you cover them in pizza sauce, mozzarella, and pepperoni and broil it until the cheese is melted and caramelized a bit.
Sounded weird as hell, and I thought the texture would be horrible but the beans actually just kinda gave the same texture you get with pizza dough. Not as crispy, obviously, but like a Detroit style crust.
I might do these tacos but I wouldn’t use the hamburger. Personally, I don’t like how ground beef goes with the other pizza ingredients (i don’t like burger on an actual pizza either)… But maybe refried beans would be great.
Make your own at home.
Yes! Most junk food is only junk because it’s made as cheaply as possible with shitty ingredients. McDonald’s gives you the shits because it’s McDonald’s, not because it’s burgers and fries. Those pizzacos look potentially delicious IF you make them yourself.
Besides McDonald’s using shit ingredients, I disagree with your entire statement. Junk food is food that lacks nutritional value and is high in calories; making nachos at home doesn’t make them clean food. If you make pizza tacos at home, they’ll still be junk food too.
It’s ok to have some junk food sometimes, but if pizza tacos are a daily thing for someone I’m gonna assume they’re from a poop knife kinda family.
McDonald’s gives you the shits because
of Enterotoxigenic Escherichia coli. Don’t blame the food. Blame the hygiene.
(Also, you can totally give yourself the shits)
McDonald’s gives you the shits
McDonald’s has never given me the shits. What are you people doing with your food? Do you… wash you hands, like, ever or anything?
I don’t see a way to make this that doesn’t turn the flour tortilla into a husk. You’d be better off with corn, but then the shell would get soggy before the pepperoni crisped.
Melt the cheese and pepperoni in a pan first.
Way too much work for some jank tacos. Just throw some taco meat onto a totinos and fold it in half.
Not really lol. It takes all of a few seconds to fry up some cheese in a pan.
Yeah, but then I got another pan to clean.
Not if you use the same pan
Just get a pizza and also get tacos.
TACO TOWN!
I just had to watch it again. Such a great skit. Jason Sudeikis’s yell at the end gets me every time.
This guy pizzas. And tacos.
I’m at the Pizza Hut, I’m at the Taco Bell… I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.
Sorry for the earworm.
Whaat?
they said
SORRY FOR THE EARWORM
Taco Hut sounds like a name for something else
It’s ok, shit’s been stuck in my head for the last few weeks already… no idea why. It comes and goes, but it keeps popping into my head lol. Maybe I just need to give in and listen to it
This should not exist.
The things that people from the US will eat, are beyond compression.
It almost looks like it comes from food hell, like a sinful pizza being tortured for all eternity.
This is obviously Italian you idiot
I’m from the US and this looks like absolute garbage to me, but I’d argue French tacos are an even worse food crime.
So is water.
Perfect response XD
They look greasy, heart-burn’y. You’ll miss nothing.
The tacos will inevitably break too much after a few bites and everthing will start spilling on you, and it’s your fucking faulr for doing that.
Sounds like a skill issue. Just unhinge your jaw like a snake and eat it in one bite like normal.
This is why I always go for a soft taco instead. Hard tacos want to be salad and will detonate into corn-chip shrapnel the instant you take that first bite, unmercifully dumping its contents onto the table and your lap in the process. I can’t imagine eating one mess-free, unless equipped with a jaw that unhinges and a supernaturally flexible neck.
It looks like soft shells in the photo, and I’d generally agree that they’re better than hard shells.
and will detonate into corn-chip shrapnel
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… They look very easy to make at home. Just get leftover minced meat from your spaghetti, melt some mozzarella and pepperoni on top, olives, some pesto, all on a hardshell taco. Maybe even bake the taco shell with some cheese to make extra crust.
Looks like a failed calzone form of a tortilla-crust pizza.
They aren’t as good as they look.
They’re better.
