Avowed: My face is a tree but I have crazy powers. I feel like I’d probably be OK: I can already fight and shoot, add magic healing and a random assortment of powers on top of that? Yeah, I’ll be OK.

Bomberman. I’ll have to be careful.

Oh great I’m a Ficsit pioneer.

Uptime. probably screwed, no food, no water, constant server hum, no bed… But look at all that compute I can steal the RAM from :D

Last video game I played was electronic Yahtzee so either my existence ceases of I continue being myself I guess? Depends on how the rules are interpreted…

I guess I am The Lash now, because The Lash is of course the main character. (Deadlock)

I guess I am The Lash now, because The Lash is of course the main character. (Deadlock)

I player left 4 dead 2 last night. Well, goodbye world.

I am stranded on the icy northernmost reaches of a planet on the edge of the galaxy with two cannibals and a psychopath for company

Some random schmuck from Helldivers 2:

if I’m lucky I instantly die to high-explosives lobbed at me by my allies,
if I’m not I bleed out due to a random selection of two limbs chopped off by Dead Space looking mfs while breathing in unknown stuff that makes me hear inverted echoes - either of those in no more than 40 minutes from now.

Fortunately I wasn’t wearing adreno-defibrillator armor, otherwise I wouldn’t even be allowed to die for a while.

Project Zomboid. I expect I’ll survive until I run out of food at home.

I get to be a cool sci-fi like furry antivirus looking thing from Kila-Flow. Worst that happens is I get to retry from a checkpoint ( or beginning of level ) while running and jumping my way through every stage.

Better than being a disposable floating vehicle in Mindustry or the protagonist of Pokemon Rejuvenation.

Hello cyberware!

I played Slay the Spire 2, so pretty fucked.

It was No One Lives Forever with the weapons mods enabled, so probably not too bad off.

Gonna have to lean around a lot of corners with my crossbow at the ready…