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Karmanopoly@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

sometimes nature is a tattle tale

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sometimes nature is a tattle tale

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Karmanopoly@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Boss Babies

  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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    A 19 year old with two kids from two different fathers. How forgetting to use contraception one night sets three lives up for failure.

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      5, if the fathers choose to be responsible (assuming they’re a similar age to the girl. Otherwise, ew)

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        19~ minus 9 months i dont think they where the same adge

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          How does her age lead you to any conclusion about their ages?

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            Mo conclutions js geusses but the whole situe feels kinda predi so i geussed she was targeded by some “freshly 18” enjoyers

            • Lumidaub@feddit.org
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              Do you want to proofread that and then think about whether you need to throw out completely wild accusations based on absolutely fuck all?

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                No :)

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      Okay I’m sure this situation has a couple downsides but who is to say they will fail? Mothers have children from different fathers all the time (and vice versa), these two are just a lil closer.

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        At 19? Teens with kids have a much harder time to climb the socioeconomic ladder and the same is true for the kids with a teenage single mom

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    What’s the cut-off for “nature”? I mean, it’s not like DNA tests grow wild on the PCR plains, and it seems to me that the DNA test was the “tattle tale”.

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      I thought the same thing for about 3 seconds. Look at the photo. There is a natural dead giveaway that these two babies don’t have the same dad.

      • 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip
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        the photo is ai slop, the kids have same skin color https://lemmy.zip/post/69962286/28352399

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    So, not twins in the biological sense then? Is it not so that a fertilised egg must split and then two babies develop from that one egg for them to become twins? This is two separate eggs being fertilised from different men in a short time frame. All they have done is share the womb.

    • 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip
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      All they have done is share the womb.

      and we call these twins…

    • skorn@ani.social
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      Fraternal vs identical twins.

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    Adriellen Barbosa Lima, 22, who was shot and killed in Mineiros, in southwestern Goiás, became known for a rare case of twins with different fathers. At the time, the young woman was 19 years old, and her pregnancy resulting from heteroparental superfecundation was the 20th such case recorded worldwide up to that point.

    Adriellen was killed on April 20 at a house near the Buena Vista housing development. Joelson Ribeiro da Conceição, 23, the young woman’s partner, is the prime suspect in the crime. As of the latest update to this report on Wednesday (29), he had not been located by the police.

    Mãe de gêmeos de pais diferentes é assassinada em Goiás | G1 https://g1.globo.com/go/goias/noticia/2026/04/29/mae-assassinada-em-goias-tinha-ficado-conhecida-por-caso-raro-de-gemeos-de-pais-diferentes.ghtml

    • 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip
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      Wtf…

  • ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com
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    A brother from the same mother

    • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Also known by the less common shorthand of brother

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        Half brother.

        At least in America he’d get a 3/5ths brother.

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          So it would be only 3/5ths incest, which would make it slightly more naughty than wrong

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            If my southern math is right, that becomes acceptable partway through Tennessee.

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    Slut. Got her number?

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      867 5309

      • bss03@infosec.pub
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        Ask for Jenny.

    • Dookieman12@piefed.socialBanned
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      I’ll team up with you, let’s give her another pair of twins

      • Dookieman12@piefed.socialBanned
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        Fediverse: “Let girls have fun!”

        Also Fediverse: “Unless a man would enjoy it, then ew, ick.”

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          It’s not about the enjoyment, it’s about the dehumanization. She’s not a slut to be used. She’s a person.

          Now, who wants to join me in triple teaming this dude’s ass? Let’s go! Colon party, baby!

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            I wanted to point out cheating is straight up evil. Then got back to image and checked…nowhere there is info about her being married. Or any other context.

            And no, didn’t want to support dehumanisation, just point out calling a cheater slut isn’t that shocking, regardless of sex. But we don’t even have context for that lol.

            • Gladaed@feddit.org
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              Nobody implied that she is married.

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                Being too innocent for this world is the first for me lol. I assumed that due to first comment, why else call her slut?

                Damn. Feels weird to be the naive/innocent one for once. xD

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                  Probably cause the person that called her that hates women.

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            Can I be triple teamed?

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              Of course! But I’m still kinda mad at the other guy, so it’s going to get a little “hate fuck-y”.

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    I googled it so you don’t have to: The story is true, but there are a lot of fake pictures. I don’t know if these pictures are genuine.

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      the pictures are fake, the kids have same skin color.
      https://lemmy.zip/post/69962286/28352399

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      A true survice thanks :)

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      I remember my biology teacher in high school told about this back then, so I concur the pictures on the internet could be fake.

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    Damn Zeus and his macanation

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    I know its not very enlightened to call a woman a ‘whore’, so I’m thinking it quietly in my head instead.

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    • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today
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      Could be even more quiet please.

      It’s always a lose lose situation for women. Don’t fuck the men and you’re somehow blamed for a “male loneliness epidemic”. Fuck the men …get called a whore.

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        Don’t fuck the men and you’re somehow blamed for a “male loneliness epidemic”. Fuck the men …get called a whore.

        fuck two different men at the same time just around your ovulation without protection, don’t be surprised if you raise few eyebrows 🤷‍♂️

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          Someone didn’t get an adequate sex ed class…

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            i am sorry about that, but there is still time for you to fix that, better late than never!

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              Lol… Wanna guess why you’re being an idiot, or would you prefer ignorance?

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                oh enlighten me, idiot, i can always use some laugh…

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                  Wanna guess how long sperm can survive in a fallopian tube?

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    Having a half twin brother is wild

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      “Were twins”

      “You dont look like twins”

      “Mom liked to party”

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        you are thinking of identical twins. they are created by impregnated ovum splitting in two. that’s why they look alike - they are literal genetic copy, defacto the same person. you can’t distinguish them with a dna test.

        fraternal twins come from two different eggs impregnated independently, growing up in the same womb. they are two different people, they don’t look alike, they don’t even have to have the same sex.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twin

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      and sometimes they are. and it is really their business, but it is why we invented contraception.

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  • 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip
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    so how many different women did this happen to? this ai crap will not end well…

    also, if we take the image at face value, did they really need dna test to determine the kids do not have same father? 😂

    https://hostux.pics/images/2026/08/20/Screenshot-from-2026-08-20-00-26-45feb8d54621e47203.png

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      There are instances of two different dna samples in one person, so don’t. Also, white babies can be born to black women and black babies to white women.

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        The picture is not real though.

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          And that negates nothing I said.

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      I’ve heard of this way before AI was a thing.

      And rare thing happens often, if the sample size is large enough. Only every milionth person would still be 8000 people on the world.

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        rare things do happen. my point is not that it didn’t happen, but that here you have ton of ai slop presenting multiple different fake images of supposedly same story.
        among other things, it does not seem to be the case that the kids were one white, one black - the woman decided to do the dna testing when they were 8 months (if they were black and white, it would probably became suspicious sooner). she fucked them both on same day, but it probably wasn’t random one night stand from the bar, because she was able to reach both of them for the test.

        this is as close to original source as i have found, interviews her attending physician: https://g1.globo.com/go/goias/noticia/2022/09/07/gemeos-de-pais-diferentes-medico-explica-a-superfecundacao-heteroparental.ghtml

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        The woman bonded with two men on the same day and became pregnant with both. Doctor Túlio Franco explained that fertilizations in different eggs happened in a matter of a few hours between one and the other.
        (…)
        The mother of the boys explained that the children are very similar, but that doubts arose regarding the fatherhoods. When they were eight months old, she did the DNA scans with the man she thought was the father. The result was positive only for one child.

        She then remade the exams, which confirmed the paternity for a child. “I remembered that I had been related to another man and I called him to take the test, which was positive,” says the mother.
        (…)
        According to her mother, the father of one of them took over the two boys and made the records in the registry office. “He takes care of both, helps me a lot to create and gives all the necessary support they need,” he said.

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    I’ve seen a few of these Maury Povich Show episodes.

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    Says it all, really.

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      That’s my “I’m being lifted by the nut sack” face, too.

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        What’s the matter, Mcfly?

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        I hate it when that happens.

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