Celebrate? You underestimate just how lazy I am.
You ARE lazy, right?
Oh don’t get me started…
I was worried an OG Futurama run reference would go unanswered, thanks for making my day!
Dude, it’s already the tenth.
I declare this day International Lazy Day.
I’ll do it tomorrow.
…unofficial day… that gives people official permission…
Something doesn’t work here
Let me speak to the day’s manager, please
There’s officially no manager.
Something doesn’t work here
That’s the spirit!
I have one of these 5 days a week, I call it work.
Retired people:

Jokes on you! We have an OFFICIAL lazy day (may 1st)
No, that’s the start of outdoor fucking…
In the balkans, that’s every day
It was a reference to https://youtu.be/WzZaJDg6E0A?is=d_ClU6GU_32S5EFH
Maybe that’s why I’ve got like zero energy today
“You are favorite day is TODAY”
How is it hard to get your/you’re correct?
Downvoted for mixing homophones!
I am favorite day is TODAY?
Yes you are








