Douchebags.
Douchebags, everywhere!
I feel if I heel kick in front of me on what should be a public footpath then I cannot be blamed for any static vehicles that happen to be there
The Ministry of Silly Walks strikes again!

Thanks, exactly this. Dont be afraid to do property damage as a pedestrian.
Oh no, I tripped while taking my pet rock for a walk!!

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I got sudden loogie syndrome when I see this shit.
Literally happened to me this morning while I was walking and I thought about it but I was with my wife and I thought it would piss her off lol
That’s a shame lol
A short story about entitlement, told in three pictures.
I feel like I also see a lot of cars parked in taxi stands and loading zones, which leads me to think car owners don’t think about anyone else, including other car drivers. Taxi stands are at their core congestion relief because the alternative is double parking and hunting for free kerb space. Its almost always big trucks too. I wonder why.
Usually loading zones have a timeframe. In that time, it is a loading zone. Outside of it it’s regular parking. That’s why you often see cars parked at loading zones. As long as they move the car before it becomes a loading zone again, they’re using it as intended.
Great way to have your car used as a parkour obstacle!
Hear me out… A new sport! We can call it parkedcour!?
What do y’all do when someones stopped in cross walk waiting to turn? I sometimes just want to hop on the hood; though, usually I just drag my hand across the rear window or hood.

When you accomplish a victory for humanity and don’t even get the royalties.
For 20+ years. Fixed in 2019.
Just in time to get that half of a penny per play.
Use a loud whistle, like an emergency whistle. When they see you, smile and wave.
Knock on the car. Just keep knocking until they backup
you got sidewalks? Fancy
They make cards you can stick on people’s windshields, I am so tempted because I am driven by spite, but I also am tempered by age… and realize there are cameras now and I would quickly get a reputation.
My neighborhood has good parking but people still feel the need to back aalllll the way in to the spot, putting their trunk well over the sidewalk. It’s annoying because the road has plenty of space and we have speed bumps through out the neighborhood so the fear of their car being hit is so minimal.
I have the opposite. My parking lot is so small that if one set of your wheels aren’t on the sidewalk, your car is sticking halfway out to the other side.
I can’t fucking wait to move into the city so I can walk and use public transport and not be so reliant on this fucking thing
Bring your keys












