Anger? You mean winning a lottery when we’re all living in the underhive for a chance to elevate to the factorium level.
If they will come in sex robot flavor, where will they put the robocoochie?
The window to defeat the unholy alliance of fascists, technofeudalists and plutocrats in the USA is rapidly closing. After they can field such robots in mass, it’s going to be over. Forever.
Like, once you get over the terror of the very real concern that this could be used against you to injure you, it’s actually pretty cool.
I mean, imagine if you owned it, you could ride it to work, and it could use its arms to carry weapons to attack other bad centaur riders on your way into the office.
Road rage incidents become jousting matches
what the fuck
this is on the offical website
it can’t get any more threatening than this
Don’t worry, they made sure it’s killable!How much XP will I get?
inverse airbag safety
This definitely started with some engineer saying “how are we going to get around the critical design flaw of these bigass pressurized air containers in the robot being potentially explosive and relatively easy to puncture?”
Marketing it as “give the plebs you sic this thing on a fighting chance, it’ll be funny” is actually a stroke of genius lmao
I’m pretty sure they know exactly what they’re doing.
I would run for my life.
LOL
Looks like something from the SCP wiki
WHY DID THEY GIVE IT COLOSSUS EYES
Like something out of The Alchemy Wars…
I’m gonna fuck it.
Humans are so adorable
Only if it doesn’t fuck you first
Either way I win.
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spoiler
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Yeah it needs a fleshlight mount on the backside and I’ll take it to a cliff where it has no choice but to push back.
Well SatansMaggotyCumFart, you have clearly thought about this quite in detail!
Honestly the only surprising part here is that you haven’t.
That’s not a centaur, thats an abomination.
Reminds me of back in the day when I worked in various data centers that had Man-traps for controlling access. I could see them being upgraded to release one of these on you if you failed to properly authenticate when inside one.
I for one welcome our robotic centaur overlords.
VIbes of the 7 foot tall 7/11 stocking robot.
Oh boy! I get two new nightmare demons today!
Yay I can hardly wait for hordes of these things owned by governments and corporations to be armed and active around the globe!
I mean at least this will replace forcing people to kill eachother. right? RIGHT?
Oh good, you can put chainsaws in the wrist holes
alright, i actually kinda fuck with nightmare robots thats cool
