Terran
The Smell of Fear
If aliens were to abduct someone I’d think they would want someone who’s alone and out of sight of most people. So it’s probably going to be someone farther from the cities, and just walking by themself. So they might abduct someone out hunting, or they might abduct a someone hopped up on meth wandering through back roads or swamp areas of Polk County, Florida.
Either way, they probably got more than they bargained for.
Aliens abduct Florida Man?
This actually already happened, the Aliens had to put him back and all his friends just wrote it off as a meth high. After seeing what 1 human was like the aliens fucked off and said it wasn’t worth trying to cohabitate with us.
Heck, have the aliens try to abduct some wildlife and then it turns out they picked up the cocaine bear. Play it as an action comedy from the perspective of the aliens.
Bonus points if they then abduct a human hunter to deal with it and he turns out to be the deranged serial killer from the post.
Alien vs Predator from the aliens perspective.
Egh… i’ve been a victim of my father for long enough that it’s no longer my responsibility to deal with whomever else he victimizes. I managed to survive him… that’s ehere my responsibility ends
I have no fewer than 15 psychiatrists who will back me up on that. If you feel so socially responsible, you go risk your life, in trying to ring him in. Several local police departments and the FBI haven’t managed it, but you? You think you’re so much better than them? Go for it. I wish you the best of luck.
Yeah, you and your silly meme is gonna fix everything.
I beg your pardon?
You’re gonna have to be a lot more specific than that
What did any of this have to do with the plot of a nonexistent movie?
(Congrats on the therapy, though)
Uh… what?
(Also, do you have some pastrami? on Rye, perhaps? maybe with a little mustard?)
Oh. It’s broken.
What? I could eat
Oy
I feel you. To help, there is tools on Lemmy which aid you with trauma or content you find troublesome. Filters are a great way to adjust your feed to rule out stuff just like this; there are also specific blocks you can do such as community blocks ❤️.
Again: fuck the stigma. Therapy is great!
WTF are you going on about?
They’re an extraterrestrial being whose ship crashed in New Mexico last century after an unlucky abduction. Whole thing just hits too close to home.
Pretty sure their dad is John Rambo? I think they are plotting out the most believable Rambo story since 1st blood. Abusive PTSD Veteran is hunted down by local and federal authorities, his history backfilled by his own child and a team of 15 psychiatrists. This summer John Rambo is on the run…from Family Court.
I’d watch that.
Even better if the aliens have no concept of a serial killer so they have no frame of reference for the horror they have brought upon themselves.
Or death isn’t even an inconvenience for them. They’re a hive mind and losing one loses nothing. He gets no joy from it and they are but mildly annoyed.
They conclude it is normal human behavior and decide to leave us the fuck alone, like we do with the sentinel islands.
No, they threaten to kill all of us unless we change. Then we are given 6 months to find and kill every serial killer on the planet and they give us the technology to instantly detect serial killers but it turns out the device detects potential serial killers as well and it’s flagging multiple politicians, celebrities, nobel laureates and even children.
Look, I already bought my hypothetical ticket, you and the_riviera_kid don’t have to sell this thing to me harder!
I do like the idea that the island is a normal friendly people but they have to put up with Derek been an an aggressive drunk.
Serial killer fantasy? No thanks. Get yourself some help.
I mean that is like an entire genre of entertainment…Enjoying a horror movie does not mean you enjoy actual serial murder.
Please don’t tell this person about the hundreds of movies Hollywood has made about serial killer fantasy.
Also, don’t kill their high horse.
We don’t hurt the horse, we just knock the rider off.
Like an accomplice? Makes the killing easier, sure, but it’s too much of a risk if secrecy is a priority.
I look forward too watching this in 10 years when Hollywood adapts it. Or in 2 years when someone slops it out as an ai vid
2 years? They’re probably slopping it out right now!
the message of this meme is uh that sometimes opportunities for violence exist. fuck off-
Dexter: Green Blood
That was my first thought too!
…then I wondered, how about a Trinity Killer, in his prime?! Whole family gets abducted and he’s still trying to stay “under cover” from them…
Jurassic Park, but a future civilization of tiny beings tries to bring back various species of the Cenezoic Era, especially humans, among a few planets in a backwater star system . Chaos ensues. They lose control, evacuate, and slag the planets from orbit on the way out. Unbeknownst to them, a corrupt employee loses a vial of prokaryotes while trying to smuggle it out to a rival faction. It’s smashed and washed into the sea in the process. The employee gets eaten by a frilled lizard. Billions of years later, that region of the galaxy is still quarantined. The descendants of the surviving prokaryotes look up at the stars hungrily from the surface of a tiny blue dot.
This reads like fucking Scientology if it was actually interesting instead of a derranged meth dream.
That’s probably one of the kindest things someone’s said about my writing. I think I still went down one thetan level for it, though.
It’s not exactly what’s described here, but anyone to whom the idea appeals may enjoy the movie Sunshine.
I think I watched about 10 minutes.
Outside of as an animated screensaver, I don’t see how…
Are we the
baddiesAlien?Hey, where’s the movie from the perspective of the Xenomorph?
I was just born on this ship! I didn’t ask to be here! I’m starving and need a safe place for my babies! I’m doing all I can to survive, and everyone else on this ship is trying to kill me!
Would absolutely watch! A good director would make you torn between rooting for the killer and his family and rooting for the aliens.
The family doesn’t know, he has to pretend to be just as scared as they are and hide his murder-joy when they’re present. They think he’s abandoning them in a moment of panic when he’s on the hunt.
This is kinda/sorta the plot of Alien, just with the species reversed. I love it. You could change the setup where the aliens respond to a distress call from a “Space Family Robinson in stasis” situation.
And the ‘body horror scene’ isn’t the baby alien coming out of the dudes’ chest, is the baby coming out of the mommy’s womb.
It’s a woman breastfeeding in a public area and the aliens attack her with a flamethrower. They miss and the baby pukes breast milk over the aliens and it burns through their skin like acid.
When I casually read the OP I was thinking of Aliens as the Xenomorphs rather then the all inclusive “alienes” they clearly intended, and thought… “Ooh a serial killer, so they lay eggs in his chest just like any other human? Hardly seems noteworthy.”
I like your version better.
A part of that is in Predators (2010)
Not really, they abducted him because they knew he was a killer. Predators famously don’t hunt the weak.
Everyone except the poor doctor, he really didn’t belong or deserve to be abducted. So it totally fits!
Has it been a while since you watched the movie or did you not finish it?
I just recently rewatched it and I don’t know what you’re talking about haha. Predators is one of my guilty pleasure movies.
This is verbatim the plot of Jeremy Robinson’s
30 Sevenhttps://www.goodreads.com/book/show/242460569-30seven
