Lol the right has basically forgotten about him already
This artists just needs to get good at marketing.
If he made it into a guerilla piece in some park and then “someone” shot it in the neck, pouring red paint on it, and then he “complained” about it to the press
…then it would be worth a lot
if it was a fountain someone would have bought it
Sergio Furnari, originally from Italy, had hoped the statue of the deceased far-right activist, which he intends to display in Times Square, would raise “millions” of dollars. Instead, he said he has been inundated by messages from people saying they intend to urinate on the sculpture.
To add injury to insult, Furnari recently broke his foot working on the statue, after tripping over a roll of tape in his studio.
“Is it cursed? Maybe. I don’t know,” he told the Guardian.
If given the chance I would love to urinate on it
The amount of time it took me to realize that didn’t say “Futanari”…
😐
Should have made it a fountain with the hole coming out of the neck
Is this AI?
It’s slop, yes
I’m pretty sure that’s people’s plan…
Instead, he said he has been inundated by messages from people saying they intend to urinate on the sculpture.
If you get the right angle, the splashback could be pretty realistic…
Don’t give him ideas, somebody might actually buy the Charlie Kirk fountain.
The ultimate manneken piss
… Damn, if I had $100k to spare (and a drill) I might genuinely add that fountain to my yard.
The artist spent $100k, they thought it would sell for millions.
oh I wasn’t gonna pay this wankstain for that godawful sculpt, I was just gonna make my own. Maybe I could 3D print a little desktop one…
A 9mm drillbit could turn it into a peephole
Let’s make a freedom statue for a fascist because why not?
It’s a decent likeness, but somehow not quite creepy enough.
I wouldn’t pay money or travel to see it, but if I happened to walk by it and I was sure of not catching a charge, I’d probably be willing to stop and piss on it.
His weird body is the creepy part of this statue. It looks like his body is underwater and you’re viewing it from above the surface in the way that makes it look squashed.
Ah. I looked at the second picture in the article.
Torso is too short.
I’d still be willing to piss on it.
Edit: Looking at it again, I still think the creepiest part about it is it looks like Charlie Kirk.
Wonderful likeness. I know I might seriously injure myself if I were to punch it in the face… But I still want to punch it in the face.
It’s missing that neck…scratch.
The guardians out here doing their best to help a Kirk fan sell his shit
Gotta find something to pad between articles from JK Rowling about how Dumbledore would happily murder Trans people and some Reform UK slimeball insisting Ukraine refugees were stealing all the NHS money.
Labeling fascist culture war ghouls “activists” may literally be correct but I refuse to consider them so. They are not activists as we colloquially consider them. They are agitators, stochastic terrorists and our media has been laundering their awful slop for far too long.
Have fun in hell Charlie you scumbag.
Charlie Kirk was an “activist” in the same way that Horst Wessel was an “activist” - which is to say that the regime picked him up as a mascot after he got ganked, so the regime could get some blood on their flag and say “look what they did to my boy 😭”.
Really takes off from the headline…
Sergio Furnari, originally from Italy, had hoped the statue of the deceased far-right activist, which he intends to display in Times Square, would raise “millions” of dollars. Instead, he said he has been inundated by messages from people saying they intend to urinate on the sculpture.
To add injury to insult, Furnari recently broke his foot working on the statue, after tripping over a roll of tape in his studio.
“Is it cursed? Maybe. I don’t know,” he told the Guardian.
RIP Luis Jimenez, sculptor of “Blucifer”.
Instead, he said he has been inundated by messages from people saying they intend to urinate on the sculpture.
Stick it in a pay toilet and you can still make your money back.
Make a Trump statue as well and you’d have the start of a pay toilet sculpture garden. World’s first!
But it comes with a free frogurt!
What sculptor has $100,000 to piss away???
If it included labour, all of them who want to make it
It looks like dogshit. And that’s before you even consider the fact that it looks like Charlie Kirk.
It’s got the Ronaldo statue vibes.
Maybe take the commission, THEN do the work next time. What a dumb ass.
