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laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.worldBanned to memes@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Get a job you baby

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Get a job you baby

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laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.worldBanned to memes@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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  • thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz
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    4 months ago

    For rocks and grass and sand

  • gingersaffronapricat@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Leaves, good pieces of mulch, snacks

  • arctanthrope@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    they’re for storing cool rocks, obviously, and it’s adults who are the fools for abandoning this wisdom

    • oats@piefed.zip
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      4 months ago

      Rocks, snails, sand, bottle caps, so many possibilities!

      • protist@retrofed.com
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        4 months ago

        So much sand. So very much

      • MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip
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        4 months ago

        Tater tots

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          4 months ago

          Multiple? Look at Mr fancy pockets here

          • oats@piefed.zip
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            4 months ago

            Cargo diapers

            • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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              4 months ago


              imagine this pitcher of iced tea is really a gallon of your feces

  • makeshift0546@lemmy.today
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    4 months ago

    Clearly for rocks and acorns…

  • viertesauge@feddit.org
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    4 months ago

    Nose storage

  • Tetsuo@jlai.lu
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    It’s mostly for the pocket sand. If someone attacks a toddler, he can stand his ground and cast pocket sand to retaliate.

  • ryathal@sh.itjust.works
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    4 months ago

    Pockets in baby clothes exist to frustrate women.

    • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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      They get them hooked on pockets when they’re young, then magically take them away for “professionalism” and “dress code”

      A couple of years off the pockets and they’ll be back, but this time the only way you’re getting pockets is with a baby or one of those giant purses with chihuahua.

    • AmyAye@nord.pub
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      4 months ago

      Its to encourage having babies.

      Need pockets? Use your baby’s pockets!

  • Grass@sh.itjust.works
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    4 months ago

    For muddy rocks, cool bugs, weird grass that makes you itchy, neat mushrooms, this weird fuzzy thing, etc.

  • sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.iodeleted by creator
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    4 months ago

    Baby boys get pockets my six year old daughter doesnt. Nice.

    • far_university1990@reddthat.com
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      4 months ago

      Teach her sow, then add pocket herself.

      • darctones@lemmy.world
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        Playing the long game, first you have to sow cotton to make thread

        • far_university1990@reddthat.com
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          Huh? Is sow not use thread to attach pocket to trouser without pocket?

          • darctones@lemmy.world
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            ‘Sow’ is to scatter seeds, as in the phrase ‘you reap,!what you sow’

            ‘Sew’ is with a needle and thread.

            The word play seemed ironic, because you can sow cotton to make thread to sew a button.

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              Oops

              • darctones@lemmy.world
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                It’s ok. I hope it came off as ironic and not rude. If it was rude, i apologize.

  • Evil Kitty@europe.pub
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    4 months ago

    Dirt

  • ViatorOmnium@piefed.social
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    4 months ago

    Neither do most grown ups.

  • BeUnique@lemmy.zip
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    4 months ago

    Former baby here. Obviously for random things they find on the ground

    • smh@slrpnk.net
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      4 months ago

      Former baby

      I’m glad you overcame that difficulty 💜

  • InvalidName2@lemmy.zip
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    It’s to hold lizards and acorn caps.

    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      I WISH my kids would bring home lizards

  • Airfried@piefed.social
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    For acorns, pebbles and trash that seemed useful at the moment?

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    As a parent I can answer this one. Nice rocks mostly. Sometimes bugs or candy or sand. Sticks tend to be too big.

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