For rocks and grass and sand
Leaves, good pieces of mulch, snacks
they’re for storing cool rocks, obviously, and it’s adults who are the fools for abandoning this wisdom
Rocks, snails, sand, bottle caps, so many possibilities!
So much sand. So very much
Tater tots
Multiple? Look at Mr fancy pockets here
Cargo diapers

imagine this pitcher of iced tea is really a gallon of your feces
Clearly for rocks and acorns…
Nose storage
It’s mostly for the pocket sand. If someone attacks a toddler, he can stand his ground and cast pocket sand to retaliate.
Pockets in baby clothes exist to frustrate women.
They get them hooked on pockets when they’re young, then magically take them away for “professionalism” and “dress code”
A couple of years off the pockets and they’ll be back, but this time the only way you’re getting pockets is with a baby or one of those giant purses with chihuahua.
Its to encourage having babies.
Need pockets? Use your baby’s pockets!
For muddy rocks, cool bugs, weird grass that makes you itchy, neat mushrooms, this weird fuzzy thing, etc.
Baby boys get pockets my six year old daughter doesnt. Nice.
Teach her sow, then add pocket herself.
Playing the long game, first you have to sow cotton to make thread
Huh? Is sow not use thread to attach pocket to trouser without pocket?
‘Sow’ is to scatter seeds, as in the phrase ‘you reap,!what you sow’
‘Sew’ is with a needle and thread.
The word play seemed ironic, because you can sow cotton to make thread to sew a button.
Oops
It’s ok. I hope it came off as ironic and not rude. If it was rude, i apologize.
Dirt
Neither do most grown ups.
Former baby here. Obviously for random things they find on the ground
Former baby
I’m glad you overcame that difficulty 💜
It’s to hold lizards and acorn caps.
I WISH my kids would bring home lizards
For acorns, pebbles and trash that seemed useful at the moment?
As a parent I can answer this one. Nice rocks mostly. Sometimes bugs or candy or sand. Sticks tend to be too big.







