I’m nowhere near as smart as I was when I was 15. This thing with mispronouncing words and getting sentences wrong happens to me all the time now and I find it so much easier to communicate via text than actually speaking. Most of the time I feel like I don’t know what’s going on and I actually thought today was Wednesday! Hooray for ageing! I miss teenage me.
I’m in my 40s and yea, it’s real. I have these moments of clarity occasionally, where I realize I’ve been in brain fog so long.
I think it is the stress overwhelming my ability to think. Autopilot fog.
Most likely many of us are in the midst of a depression, many without knowing it.
I tried to order a pineapple pizza at mcdonald’s once to help me get over my shyness.
As an adopted Italian I am authorized to curse you with never again finding crispy lettuce inside your hamburger for the crime of trying to order pineapple pizza.
When I hear large fry, I imagine one huge piece of french fry.
I have a story to tell you about “steak and chip” on a menu in China that I assumed was a mistranslation and was in fact, not.
That chip was fucking huge though
I read that 10 times to figure out it was a side of big Mac 🤦
I just imagined your order made by a roughly 5x5x30cm french fry with a bucket of mini Big Macs and… I would try that, you know?
Edit:: Hah, I thought you were being self conscious about the soda choice and not your wording choice. Lol nevermind!
That’s alright, cause the guy who just took your order just responded with “I love you.”
