There is a severe lack of attractive coworkers these days. Terrible for morale.
That is why I know they are attractive, both inside and out.
You must be REALLY close knowing their insides are attractive.
What else to do during lunch break?
Vore?
Isnt it reasonable? that the people you spend so much time with would build trust?
As the Sapnish saying goes “el roce hace el cariño”, that roughly translates as “you get fond of the people you spend time with”
Why is it in English then that familiarity breeds contempt?
Becuse they are talking about the English
It’s probably because of the English. Don’t get too close to them.
My coworker IS attractive. My coworker is also my spouse.
In before the standard Lemming comments
- Dating is done on apps not in person
- Coworkers are not your friends
- Workplace is for working not socializing
Dating is done on apps not in person
Anywhere but apps. In person, irl is where I’ve seen the most success.
Coworkers are not your friends
My coworkers who are friends would disagree. Funnily enough I knew more than one before starting to work together.
Workplace is for working not socializing
Sounds boring. If I’m going to spend half my waking hours somewhere I might as well try and make it pleasant.
I think that dating can happen on apps or in person, I’ve had success with both. It’s a numbers game either way. Regardless I definitely learned don’t do food on the first date in case you need to bail!
Can go either way on your second point. I have also been friends with a colleague before working together and made friends with colleagues after starting. That being said it’s awkward when someone clearly has no personal life and tries to force it.
Agreed with the caveat that I shouldn’t be told to socialize in my off work hours with colleagues for team building if I’m not paid. It can happen organically, but work sponsored/mandated team building should be on company time.
Anywhere but apps. In person, irl is where I’ve seen the most success.
Eeh depends, if the app is specifically made for dating or you use it to find a date? Your chance of success is low and i’d suggest to change strategy but if you find your love in a random chat of a random social without any intention of dating? Hell it can work very well
I didn’t see a single one of these comments. Your generalization of others is severely inaccurate.
OOP’s statement still holds up for some of us who work alone.
Counterpoint: your coworker is attractive and they don’t need to be a goddess among trolls to be worthy of interest.
Counter-counterpoint: any good person becomes attractive if you spend enough time with them
More of an addendum, but I totally agree.
Addendum: dining rooms and bathrooms are different rooms for a reason, don’t shit where you eat
Life’s to short
Yeah who cares. Life’s a fucking coin toss anyway, be chaotic.
Life is to short. Like a stock.
I think you mean it’s too long
Life is quite short for being so long.
"They tell you life is short. No it’s not. Life is long, especially if you make the wrong decisions. "
-Chris Rock
What’s the wrong mistake that will Fuck up they’re lives forever, really I’m getting tired of this timidness from people.
Your to is too short.
My to is remarkably average
Ok, don’t care.
😱 uh oh someone is “to cool”™ for ✨grammar✨ on social media 🏳️⚧️
Dude I’m not going to waste my time correcting one comment because some dork online goes and throws a hissy fit like you are right now. Grow up in a real sense.
I just thought the edgey snarkiness was silly. If I didn’t care, I wouldn’t have responded.
I’m too cool to fix a typo 😎 grow up dork
I think this advice only applies to idiots. I’ve been dating coworkers for years and it’s never once screwed me. My fiance is a former coworker. As long as you both understand the risks and are decent to someone after a break up, you really shouldn’t have a problem.
food service doesn’t count, because you’re more akin to family than coworkers. so dating them is okay.
Dualing banjos intensifies
Also healthcare
If thats your goal, just marry your best bro who also cant find someone.
Its been a while since i remembered this song. Thanks.
You miss every shot you don’t take.
I don’t even possess a method of taking shots anymore 👌
Counter-counterpoint: my coworker is obnoxious and is not attractive and I’m afraid I’m starting to develop Stockholm Syndrome from the amount of my life I spend having to listen to them die on anthills all day.
Hell if they’re someone who not only can stand me but I can stand them, then we’re already halfway there lol
Instructions unclear, dated attractive co-worker in 2007. She farted on our first date, loud enough to be heard over the music and loud drunks at a steakhouse.
We’ve been married 17 years.
My coworker is also very attractive. We’ve been in various stages of relationship since highschool and were engaged before she got hired, however.
Edit: She would like the Internet to know that I woo’d her with compliments about her puke-green eyes.
Beautiful puke-green eyes.
An interesting way to share your fart fetish with us
Oh no, thats not my fetish, its too tame.
I was boutta say put a ring on her but seems you were 17 years early to my idea
A love story for the ages but unironically.
What if you thought they were hot as soon as you started? It has happened to me and I am pretty sure they were attractive.
They’re a 9 in the office, 6 on the streets.
Which is why the simps do half their work for them and all they need to do to get out of anything is go into the boss’s office and cry.
Isn’t that what they call an “office 8”?
A friend recently said to me “you’re at least a village 8.5”. I’m still not sure if that’s a compliment or an insult.
Depends… do you live in a village or the city?
Speak for yourself. My bosses are all 50 plus year old perverts, so they’re only hiring incredibly attractive women.
Sometimes going into work sucks for me the way it might feel for a goblin sewer cleaner to walk out into the city.
Hi, one of your coworkers here 👋
We actually spend a lot of time talking behind your back about how hot you are
Yeah, They really should do something about their fever.
They are too cute to be sick.
Imagine 10 feet around you :)












