Edit: wow, this got a lot of attention

  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    Somewhere out there, there’s a printout of this, sincerely pinned to a cork board under a thoughtfully arannged web of red yarn.

    • DokPsy@lemmy.world
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      13 days ago

      Well, it’ll have to be thoughtfully arranged. They can’t just pop down to Joanns to pick up more so they can’t waste it. Sure you can get stuff online but you can’t feel if that batch will twist how you want it to. It’s just not the same

      • TefikiMupu@lemmy.world
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        13 days ago

        Joann’s conspiracy board section really was the best. Not sure where to get all my thumbtacks from now.

  • orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts
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    13 days ago

    Righties can’t separate the human from material value. OP in the screenshot was absolutely gearing up to judge people based on their job, which is a good red flag to avoid someone at all costs.

    Unless they’re a cop. You can judge them all you want.

  • someguy3@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    He doesn’t know that the left is more educated. Believed Fox that they’re all unemployed.

  • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    13 days ago

    im an engineer with a graduate degree. my (work) dream is to work at an aerospace worker cooperative making stuff for space exploration with a bunch of fellow queer neurospicy people.

    • FedX@quokk.au
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      13 days ago

      Can I join in on this dream? Aerospace really tickles my fancy, but it feels impossible to get a job in it that’s not destroying the environment and/or making bigger bombs.

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      13 days ago

      So you want to work in Becky Chambers’ To Be Taught, If Fortunate.
      I couldn’t have come up with a better pitch for the book.

    • Bo7a@piefed.ca
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      12 days ago

      But who will do the dishes after the revolution?

      I do my own dishes now. I’ll do my own dishes then!

  • Zier@fedia.io
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    13 days ago

    I thought it was the job of frogs to make people gay. Stop stealing jobs from frogs.

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    13 days ago

    Warehouse worker for a company that sells food over Amazon.

    I inject HRT to every avocado spread so toasts turns children trans and communist and immigrant.

  • switcheroo@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    I work in QA.

    Meaning I make sure that the websites I go over all have the secret Gay Code built in. See what it does is secretly pop up on the screen BE GAY so fast you won’t see it— but your brain will have! It’s very cool technology that we are implementing so that all websites-- even the most innocuous-- further seed in the Gay Agenda.

    You visit websites, it will eventually turn you gay. We are very proud of our work.

    • ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      13 days ago

      Well there’s your issue. Too old for the child predators to want to fuck. They’ll never engage in your chosen medium. Can’t say for the bigots.