If Trump raped a baby on live television, live streamed for the entire world to see, MAGAts would still be protecting a pedophile and try to rationalize it.
Probably because he never would and everyone would be in disbelief that someone would make sure an outlandish announcement.
It would be more believable if he sent ICE in to arrest the baby to deport it after ICE set the fire.
That will make a good story. We’ll call it A Song of Ice and Fire.
That or he would have been the on that started the fire while trying to give the baby to the Epstine estate.
But only after he raped both the mother of the baby and the baby itself
headline: trump saves baby from house fire
The story: trump was escaping a fire in his pedophile sex trafficking dungeon and accidentally knocked a crib out the door as he ran by
Why so contrvived?
In his panic he accidentally carried one of his sex victims to safety.
It was still ‘attached’ to him…
Let’s not make it graphic. We can be disgusted by concepts alone.
It’s hilarious that it wasn’t graphic to you before that, mate. 😄
Omg no. Its sad that that’s where your mind went first. I’m glad mine didn’t. It doesn’t need to be graphic to be disagreeable.
Then you haven’t been paying enough attention to what they don’t want you to remember, namely;
Trump and Epstein were inseparable fuck buddies that specialised in underage, unwilling participants.
Trump is a narcissistic, corrupt, paedophile whose every move is to do his utterly incompetent best to keep his history from catching up to him, ad infinitum.
The real wonder of the whole sorry fucking shitshow is that so many gormless fucking cunts are taken in by his syphilitic ramblings or provably false promises, and thus assist the ambulatory binbag of spray-painted second hand cumrags in his obvious grift.
The US as a whole deserves the public international humiliation being collectively reaped for allowing such a heinous example of a human being anywhere near power or influence, let alone celebrating and elevating it to their supposed highest office.
/Rant
Hey can you take your performative pearl clutching back to reddit thanks.
As he ran by…🤣
Stumbled
Putted by on a rascal scooter
For anyone under the age of 16, he is the fire.
Out of the fire, into the dicking pan
Only because it burns when he pees
When I went through boot camp many decades ago, my ti had a great saying about ifs, “if worms had machine guns then birds wouldn’t fuck with them”. One of the very few things I still remember from boot camp. Also release all the Epstein files.
Honestly we probably have enough Epstein data to start getting to work
If “ifs” and “buts” were candy and nuts, EVERY DAY would be Christmas.
My 9th grade history teacher said this one time and I say it to my kids now.
If my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a bicycle.
Trumps rapes women and young girls and the Republicans aren’t mad at all.
I didn’t even need an “if” at all.
Because he never would. Heres a video of him standing around completely lost when an old guy faints in his presence.
Please make sure to strip the tracking parameters when you share a YouTube video! Everything after (and including) the “?” Serves only to track the people you share to.
Yeah because he would have lit that fire.
He didn’t light the fire he just wanted to have sex with the baby
… knowing the baby was in there
If this were to happen, it would probably be because he started the fire by burning evidence that implicates him, and only “saved” the baby because he’s a god damn pedophile.
Only saved the baby on accident by tripping over the car seat.
Both of them shitting their diapers in the process
I think also that conservative types like to play pretend cause they don’t have critical thinking skills. There is no “If” Trump did this or that. He is the sitting president, he needs to judge by his actions, the things he’s always lying about. Trump is an 80 yo man. He physically can’t even clip a medal of honor to a soldier, he can’t save a cat from a tree or kids from burning buildings. Usually he’s the one setting the fires and then lying about it. America wake up.
Yeah, because there’s at least a 50-50 chance he started the damn fire.
There’s a saying: if a grandma had a beard she would be grandpa.
Also, if a grandma had wheels she would be a bike.
I don’t really get that one. A wheel chair seems more likely.
You’re one of todays lucky 10000: https://youtu.be/A-RfHC91Ewc
Liberals can’t even get to “if” since they’re too busy playing “ain’t it awful.”
MAGA is so unredeemable, the only arguments they have for voting for them are hypothetical situations for which they can invent a heroic ending for their candidates.
What choice do they have? Run on their experience as crooks, traitors, racists, rapists, and pedophiles?
