Yeah I need to work shop it. Like the point was to be overly verbose, but I don’t think the presentation works. I like the idea though even though maybe I didn’t stick the landing. Anything in particular that gave off AI vibes? Most of this is just me regurgitating accusations I’ve made of you. Actually, now thinking about it, I should have slipped an easter egg in there for you to find later.
Yeah I think the format is wrong too though. Like, its just too much for a copy pasta. I think a gif would be better, they go to click the TOS and the text just starts scrolling past like movie credits.
Maybe with some version of this wojack towards the end reacting to Chuck Schumer chanting “We will win” as the liberals cuckold themselves to fascists.
Make sure to add a leftist standing around uselessly as the world descends into fascism.
Maybe they can say something about Bernie.
Oh that could be good. Maybe a version like this for the Democrat?
But maybe one with more of an “Abundist”/3rd way look, maybe a try and get one a little closer to Ezra Klein. Like, they’ve gotta really give off that Pete Buttegieg/ smoothgroined consultant vibe
Yeah I probably need a better presentation, but as stock its got legs I think.
I know you wrote this whole thing yourself because that’s just who you are but it gives off massive ai vibes.
Yeah I need to work shop it. Like the point was to be overly verbose, but I don’t think the presentation works. I like the idea though even though maybe I didn’t stick the landing. Anything in particular that gave off AI vibes? Most of this is just me regurgitating accusations I’ve made of you. Actually, now thinking about it, I should have slipped an easter egg in there for you to find later.
I bet if you asked ChatGPT to re-write the Apple ToS as a politically illiterate socialist critiquing liberals you’d end up with very similar text.
Yeah I think the format is wrong too though. Like, its just too much for a copy pasta. I think a gif would be better, they go to click the TOS and the text just starts scrolling past like movie credits.
Maybe with some version of this wojack towards the end reacting to Chuck Schumer chanting “We will win” as the liberals cuckold themselves to fascists.
Make sure to add a leftist standing around uselessly as the world descends into fascism.
Maybe they can say something about Bernie.
Oh that could be good. Maybe a version like this for the Democrat?
But maybe one with more of an “Abundist”/3rd way look, maybe a try and get one a little closer to Ezra Klein. Like, they’ve gotta really give off that Pete Buttegieg/ smoothgroined consultant vibe
I’m like four beers deep and only understood half of what you said there.
Well have another beer because since I’m gonna cut out of work a half hour early and hit the gym.
Maybe think about how we might be able to fit this one (or a version of it, probably replace them with socialist versus liberal, but keep the concept)
Or this one…
And of course, you know, obviously the liberal will need to be the soyjack.
Overall presentation I was thinking something like this, but with the TOS scrolling past instead of dollars flying