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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

He's an arborist

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He's an arborist

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    Take the average 🤷‍♂️

  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    Down to the root

  • Snapz@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    THE CYLINDER MUST NOT BE HARMED!!!

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    17 hours ago

    Loggers should be called arbortionists.

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    1 day ago

    The question is, are we talking about a very normal cylinder? (possibly stuck to something?)

    • megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      16 hours ago

      It must remain unharmed

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    1 day ago

    Method C. Sounding rod depth required to hit the prostate.

    I know it sounds odd to do this on a tree, but trust me, it works.

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    • Mr.Chewy@lemmy.world
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      17 hours ago

      Thrust*

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    1 day ago

    You always measure butt to tip

    • Madison420@lemmy.world
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      17 hours ago

      I mean you joke but the actual rule of thumb is measuring from the crotch of the branch.

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      I measured like this when my first girlfriend asked what my size was. I told her it was 10". Suffice to say, she was definitely not impressed when the pants came off for the first time. 😅

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    What is your tree normally goes straight out with a cut l downward curve? The measurements are the same either way…

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    1 day ago

    I’ll ask the branch manager.

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    1 day ago

    South Park: Randy teaches math

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    1 day ago

    Average them?

  • WraithGear@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    here is an authority on the matter

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=81bt0ZJLMas&pp=0gcJCUACo7VqN5tD&ra=m

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    1 day ago

    Probably from the side tbh as opposed to either of these two

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    1 day ago

    it took me way to long to realize y’all talking about penises …

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      17 hours ago

      I thought it was optimal street pathways at first, then trees, then got surprised by the amount of genitalia referencing comments then I “realised” thanks to this comment TT

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      17 hours ago

      Well, it’s two of us.

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      19 hours ago

      That’s so innocent. Almost like a certain mythical character before opening her eponymous box…

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    1 day ago

    Shine a light directly down on it from above. Measure the shadow

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