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minus-squareFenrirIII@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month ago“When did you wake up?” “SUNRISE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month ago“What are those parasitic insects that grow their larvae under human skin?” “BOT FLIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month ago“Why did you want red and yellow contact lenses?” “SITH EYES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month ago“I hate those tiny little candy bars and tiny portions of candy they hand out at Halloween, what are they called again?” “FUN SIZE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
minus-squarewjrii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month ago“What’s worse than lies but not as bad as statistics?” “DAMNED LIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month ago“What happened to Bambi’s mom?” “SHE DIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“When did you wake up?”
“SUNRISE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“What are those parasitic insects that grow their larvae under human skin?”
“BOT FLIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“Why did you want red and yellow contact lenses?”
“SITH EYES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“I hate those tiny little candy bars and tiny portions of candy they hand out at Halloween, what are they called again?”
“FUN SIZE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“What’s worse than lies but not as bad as statistics?”
“DAMNED LIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“What happened to Bambi’s mom?”
“SHE DIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”