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Alright so forgive me for never reading it…but Dracula went to England for fresh blood?
Wasn’t inbreeding like, the cool thing to do during Dracula’s time? Wouldn’t that make it kinda stale?
It would make it novel with strange new flavors
New fanfic publishedinpaper with corpseflower emojis
This is not a shit post… this is the shit post. There is hope for these bloodsuckers yet. Really you just gotta manage expectations. At the end of the day we all are stuck in a cage breathin in our own farts.
How many times did Cthulu fuck up before arriving at you?
Billions driven not to madness, but rather mildly confused. Thought he’d succeeded once but turns out that guy was huffing gasoline on the side.
