i was more intrigued when i read this as “the shouting of cows”, and now i’m just disappointed
What if that is my dream girl?
Buckle up
Yeah, and is there a wait list?!
Like what’s the criteria here, do we all have to fight to the death for Crow Jane or what? Or is this more like trivia night at the bar…. Tell me what I need to do?!! Hit the gym or hit the books?
You just have to head towards a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.
Well yea, but then when we get there is that where we battle to the death and/or answer trivia questions? Man I’m so confused
It is on you to be prepared for whatever may come.
I don’t think that’s how crows work. They choose you, not the other way around. I suggest carrying lots of small shiny things, and being kind to all crows (as they are very smart and have good memories.)
Aww man, now I gotta have bling? I mean, I can be nice but I’m also on a budget you know? Times are tough - man, Capitalism ruins everything
I think they can just be nice little stones or tinfoil.
either wait for someone to drop the class or drop them from it
The Lockheed Martin Pilot does not concern himself with the crows nor the forest
yeah but why bring the lockheed martin pilot up? i’m clearly fat and have no bones. i’m more of a rolling bowl of pudding. i don’t want to insult you to your face so i’ll let you do that yourself.
the lockheed martin pilot does not concern himself with this comment
the lockheed martin pilot concerns himself with nothing but absolutely wrecking the enviroment
Aww so cute
so you are my dream girl
Six of one, half-dozen of the other
There are no girls of whom I shall ever dream; for it is the crows, silent and wise, who inhabit my dreams.
You ever seen a crow? They’re far from silent.
The quote appears to originate from this longer blog post.
https://lifewithoutapaddle.com/shit-my-brain-says/the-raven-the-forest/
“I’m countess crow! Countess of the crows!!! “
[Gets defeated by a dude with a pillow case…]
i like crows. crows are friend.
