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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

What men want

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What men want

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago
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  • billwashere@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    No sure who said this… sounds like Bull Burr but … “No matter how beautiful she is, there’s some guy somewhere who’s tired of putting up with her shit”

    • Zink@programming.dev
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      3 months ago

      I remember seeing that as an image with text on it ages ago before we started calling those things memes.

      The picture was something like generic young bombshell blonde in a swimsuit, I want to say.

    • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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      3 months ago

      Bill Burr performed in Saudi Arabia. He’s not kosher anymore.

      • deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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        3 months ago

        Are you saying that’s a good thing or a bad thing?

        Are you taking an anti-Arab or anti-Semitic position?

        • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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          3 months ago

          It’s bad. We don’t quote him anymore.

          • deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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            3 months ago

            So you’re anti-Arab?

            • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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              3 months ago

              More like anti-murdering-and-dismembering-journalists.

        • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
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          3 months ago

          No we just don’t support people who support fascist regimes.

  • Soulphite@reddthat.com
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    3 months ago

    For real tho, what is the name of that doc?

    Also. Is Melissa single?

    • UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      3 months ago

      Maybe https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0961079/?

    • ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      For real. If he’s ignoring his girl getting sexy, that’s an awesome documentary and I’d like to see it!

    • ceenote@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Finish watching the doc, then ask her.

    • ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com
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      3 months ago

      Greg is single but there’s a lot of competition

  • partial_accumen@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    “Men are disgusting! They only think about one thing sex medieval sword making!” /s

    • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      He just loves watching burly guys whacking red hot iron

  • aramis87@fedia.io
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    3 months ago

    Would also love to know the doc, lol.

    • UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      3 months ago

      See my comment above, could be Reclaiming the Blade: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0961079/

  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Maybe if she dressed up as a sword…

  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    3 months ago

    Star in a documentary I guess.

  • mrmisses@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    She probably needs to take a shower

    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      3 months ago

      You kid, but this legit killed a relationship of mine. She just would not shower, and if she did she wouldn’t do it well.

      • mrmisses@lemmy.world
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        I wasn’t kidding, this is my number 1 turn off. If rather she have a dick than be dirty

  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    3 months ago

    Sweetie, you need to up your blacksmithing game.

  • Tristan@sh.itjust.worksBanned
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    Removed by mod

  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    I’m sure men pay attention to her. Just not the men she wants, how she wants.

  • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de
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    3 months ago

    Time to don the sexy (steel plate, full covering) armor and invite him to join the Crusade.

    Sabaton song for effect optional but recommended.

    • Tom Arrr@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      I’d have gone with Sun and Steel by Iron Maiden, but maybe I’m just showing my age?

      • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de
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        You can’t go wrong with Maiden, but in this case I don’t think there’s anything more appropriate than The Last Stand

  • ɔiƚoxɘup@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    Sounds like it’s more of a content issue, less of a form issue.

  • TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today
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    3 months ago

    Have you tried laying next to your boyfriend while making a sword?

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Not sure how laying next to him while he is making a sword is any different.

      • TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today
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        3 months ago

        She could film him and make a documentary

  • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Aww dude.

    You ever watch those archer twink videos?

    • nezrock@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      3 months ago

      smiles in Blumineck

      • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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        3 months ago

        Dude’s got a wife and kids.

        • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world
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          3 months ago

          That does not make him any less of a twink.

  • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    Well, if it was Reclaiming the Blade, I’m not surprised !

    • ptu@sopuli.xyz
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      3 months ago

      My gf is coming back home from a week long trip tonight. Thanks for the recommendation!

      • okmko@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        🤣

    • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Tysm I’m going to watch this right fucking now

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