Wait… Is it really not just:
“Oi oi oi oi oi! Have a biscuit ya cunt!”
You’ve gone too far. You’re in Australia now
Oi! D’ya got a loicense for that?!
It’s also that.
Wouldn’t it be, “have a cunt ya biscuit?” Sorry, I don’t speak English.
“Have a cunt ya cunt, I just cunted in yer cunt” might also be acceptable. I’m actually for real not sure and was asking in hopes of a real answer.
Hold tight now
Nearly at the station
Now that is tickety-boo
Oi, quite right. Quite right indeed! Carry on gov-na.
sexHorizontal jogging
Some of the old in-out, in-out.
Real savage
Peepee friction pleasure
Slap and tickle
Love me a good snogging while rogering.
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I’m disappointed that wasn’t Yakkety Sax.
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How do you feel about chimneysweeps with a cock-er-nee accent and their own dancing penguins? We’ve got one of those going spare. :starts whistling:
That’s fine as long as you’re not being a dick to everyone who doesn’t fit your fetish.
Not being a dick, in this context?
You found the joke. Now put it back! ;)
This is simply incorrect, the guidelines approved and enforced since Victorian times is the man kneels before the woman sat on the bed, they hold hands, the lights go out for a minute, then come back on and she is now with child.
Anyone found breaching said guidelines are roundly shunned through heavy tutting.
I misread that as the man kneels, before the woman shat on the bed.
Some traditions never change
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The Anglo-Saxons are just low Germans after all
Married a brit can confirm
Almost. Almost. Almost…
There we are…
splendid
Well done.
Good show ol’ sport
tally ho what what
I use this one with my partner often (Not in the boudoir)… she’s quite fond of it!
“I’m arriving”,haha
That one got me.
Textbook intercourse
Sounds like that involves a few paper cuts
Chapter 5 was begging for it
Textbook rape
Well then, Bob’s your uncle.
…“And Fanny’s your aunt.” I’ve been told concludes the expression lol.
how’s that for a slice of fried gold?
I always have wanted to work “Bob’s your uncle” into my everyday speech, but I always forget it exists
