They’re looking for a man whose face is blurred in the photo…
#lifegoals
He’s just trying to find the shrine that lets him de-age seven years.
My dad used to dress up as Piccolo from dbz and beat me in my sleep with his custom made ocarina when I was 22 years old. It always pissed me off because he would call it his piccolo but it wasn’t a goddamn flute it was an ocarina. So when he died 4 years ago I dressed up as Piccolo at his funeral and beat his corpse with that same ocarina. Everyone gave me a standing ovation and clapped so hard a few attendees dislocated their wrists, one even degloved their hand. So when the paramedics came I told them my dad died.
Hoooo! Did you understand? Yes / No.
No.
Wait! Fuck! I meant yes! Fuck! Not again!! Fuuuuuuu
Yes, no, maybe so around the corner something something… I don’t get it
Beautiful 😅
polite applause
Holy shit, what a roller-coaster of a comment.
you need to open the door to activate the quest
In other news all pots where broken in the local area
Does he take requests? I always loved the song of storms
Yeah that’s what started playing in my head when I read this.
Du dudu du dudu oh my God a chicken, du du dududu I’m gonna fuq you uuuuuup
Go around
My city has a guy who walks around playing a trombone on Friday evenings around the bars lol
Which theme? The title?
Doesn’t matter, let him play! Forrest theme hopefully
Waaaay back in '98, not long after the game came out, I heard someone whistling the Lost Forest theme outside my dorm. It remains the only time I’ve heard someone singing/whistling/whatever a video game tune out in the wild who wasn’t me.
An ice cream truck came through my neighborhood playing the Super Mario Bros. 2 theme once and I damn near chased after it. Made my entire day
Original Mario theme is often stuck in my head and I whistle it. Happened yesterday leaving the office.
Koji Kondo is a master at making catchy music!
Of course it matters! Each song has it’s own magical effect!
Dude’s making sure the Sun’s on schedule.
If that guy was a pedophile that would be how he would get young me 😂😂
Das Fluten Duten indeed.
What even is the crime 😭
Maybe they just forgot to leave a tip…
Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
I played it on my harmonica in a random neighborhood and the police came and asked me if I was drugs
Well… were you?
Yeah but I told them no and the guy stared intensely into my eyes. Sadly the stazi-techniques do not work, so I stared back. Fun part was that the guy would stop me and pat me down or otherwise harass me every time he saw me
