Because I believe my actions in the “third” act will more accurately define how much of a monster I truly am.
I wash my hands before touching my doodle, I work in a clinic and I do not want to touch myself with the things I’ve been touching that day even with gloves on.
I knew a guy who didn’t eat anything spicy because he went to the bathroom right after eating spicy food.
Now I wash my hands 3+ plus times after eat something spicy and going to pee
I’m vegan. My poop is actually cleaner than the rest of the world
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Exactly! If you don’t wipe, you’ll end up with piss droplets in your underwear.
and it fucking smells.
Those men in here that clearly don’t wipe the piss off your dicks - just know that anyone willing to put their mouth there can TASTE IT later.
Well, you see, I can go DAYS without anyone putting their face near my crotch.
I do 99 time out of 100, but imma point out that if I’m just urinating, I can go to the bathroom without touching anything but my belt loops. So what would be the reason to wash, if anything wetting hands would increase the chance of contamination.
Because peeing spreads around microscopic pee particles that go many places. Same for flushing after pooping squirts poop particles around.
IIRC, that luteral crap can spread around 2 meters of a toilet
I do wash my hands since I try to be hygienic. But many people most likely don’t due to laziness
Never account to laziness what might better be explained by evil, dumbness, profit motive or even secret knowledge.
I didn’t piss over my hands.
Do not use your hand to direct where you piss?
I’m freedickin’ that shit homie
Ever hear of sitting?
Ever heard of washing yourself?
You still need to lock the door
Nah it’s just me and my wife so I don’t even close the door, let alone lock it
Have you told your wife you don’t wash your hands?
bro uses gravity
Same question bud. You still use your hand. Id hope. Unless you just sit and pray.
I’m sorry, what???
You just let your dick hit the bowl? Thats disgusting. And then you don’t even wash your hands afterwards?
*Sit and spray
Okay genuinely confused, no, I sit down and the pee goes straight down?
I don’t let my junk touch the bowl or water. Stand like a man, and wash your hands.
I don’t tie my masculinity to how I pee, ya goofball
Neither do i. But didn’t your parents potty train you?
Sounds like you might want to read about splashback:
it would not be unlikely for urine droplets to travel a distance of 5 feet to the side of the urinator,” Dr. Truscott tells us in an email. “And if someone were standing next to him, they would most definitely get small droplets OF THE OTHER MAN’S URINE on their pants and shoes
Your hands are almost certainly getting covered in your own pee unless you’re a sitter. If you’re a sitter, then you’re probably still touching something in the bathroom that someone else peed or splashed on. Either way, wash your hands!
“covered in your own pee” is quite the exaggeration. Much like the person above saying a drop or 2 of piss from not wiping after yourself means you have “piss soaked” underwear.
I’m so weary of overly exaggerated claims. People ruined the word literally by using it in the exact opposite of it’s actual meaning. It is now a meaningless word. Good job lazy fucks
I also wash before I go, because your junk has it’s own ecosystem. So, what ever is in your daily surroundings doesn’t belong downstares and what ever is in your downstairs doesn’t belong in your daily surroundings.
If you’ve been in contact with aggressive chemicals, it’s actually a really good idea to wash your hands before touching other parts of your body.
Then again, you shouldnt come in contact with agressive chemicals in the first place
Capsaicin gets on your hands when chopping chilis. Laundry detergent can get on your hands when doing laundry. Even small amounts can cause trouble if they get to sensitive parts of your body.
I always make sure to not wash my hands after cutting chilis and before peeing. Who doesn’t love a little dingle tingle?
The answer is exactly what you think it is: laziness.
The instant you touch literally any surface in that bathroom - public or private - you have somebody’s poop on you.
For that reason alone, you should wash your hands.
In fact, I know one guy who washes the public toilet seat - soap and all - before he sits. Can’t blame him, really.
It is the very, very rare occasion that I shit in public.
Last time, i was flying back from the US and into the Netherlands and found one wing of the airport under construction so there wasn’t any open gates, but the toilets were open… you ever shit in an empty airport bathroom? Amazing.
Contrast with the time I was at the same airport a week before and there was actual shit on the floor, dragged across from the rolling luggage to the stall.
If true, this extends out of the bathroom. Poop doesn’t magically disappear at that barrier
good for him i guess that sounds tedious as fuck
personally i eat other people’s shit every day
You make me proud, nutsack.
The people who don’t wash their hands seem to believe that the only reason to wash is if they get pee on themselves.
I have to imagine they only bathe if they pee their pants or something.
They don’t seem to have a problem with people touching their genitals or dirty surfaces and then immediatly handling other people’s food, shaking hands, or sucking on their fingers.
Ok, but if I pee I don’t touch any genitals?!
not even your stall neighbour’s ??..??
Apparently He’s not even locking the door.
I don’t lock the door to my house bathroom when I use it.
I only wash my clothes if pee or poop myself…
I think I washed my clothes last time last decade? That was a waste! But you know, better safe than sorry!
/s
My dick is cleaner then the faucet and I use multiple layers of shit tickets so my finger doesn’t end up in my butthole like when I was a kid.
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I wash em before pissing. My dick is clean straight fresh from the shower into my clean underwear, my hands are not
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Who cares? That’s half the point of underwear.
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wow
should just use a diaper with this logic. gonna give every girl you sleep with BV, no thanks
I guarantee you that less than 1% of dick-havers wipe their pee hole after peeing. Even if you were to do that, there’s a good chance that a little more would come out as you’re walking away (particularly as you age). It’s natural, but thanks for the gas lighting!
just wash your hands. its science.
you want pissy underware I guess thats all you.
Washing my hands or not (I do), has nothing to do with my underwear.
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I can pee without touching anything but my pants. Why tf would I wash my hands? Sink has got to be dirtier than my pants. Low dexterity MFers can’t pee without touching their genitals a bunch and getting piss all over their fingers
Also I’m trans so if it’s a multi stall public bathroom I’m not definitely not washing my hands because people are transphobic
What bathroom withs stalls doesnt have lockable doors???
Are you the type of person who thinks it sanitary to wash your hands in the toilet water?
Yeah, the stalls lock but the sink is outside the lockable stall. Just a toilet and door. But I guess you can wash your hands in the toilet if that’s how you wanna live
Toilet???
The hell are you talking about? xDIMO quite simple:
Enter restroom
Lock stall
Do your business
Unlock stall
Wash hands (please with soap and in the sink)
Exit restroomSo where again are you washing your hands in the toilet bowl?
Edit: Forgor to mention: Please don’t wipe without toilet paper. And picking your butt with bare hands is very unhygienic.
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And that’s fine. But not what they said in the comment.
