I’ve been going to Waffle House forever and never had a bad experience, I love eating there.
Waffle House with the “Say it to my face, bitch!”
That is a guy who never tried the chili on waffle or chicken and waffles.
I never have but the chili on Hash Browns is excellent. I definitely recommend it if you’ve never tried it.
I actually don’t think I’ve tried it before. I assume it is like having chili on tots
The smell of bleach and feet makes the experience just that much better.
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Waffle House serves the best breakfast in America, period.
Even Anthony Bourdain was amazed at how great Waffle House is.
A few years back, I had a GF from South Carolina. We have one Waffle House here where I live, but it’s a half-hour drive away so I’d never been. She insisted we go, and now I fucking love Waffle House. It’s like a full step back in time, and one step to the left. I think the employees must need to audition for the job, like a movie or TV show.
It’s more like a battle royale. 10 job applicants enter. Last one standing gets the job. No other education or experience necessary.
“You got a criminal background?”
“No”
“Well, if you do well enough we might be able to look past that”
Waffle House is definitely like Springer.
Springer wishes it were Waffle House
like a movie or TV show.
Last one I went to, the staff were singing together while they cooked. It was phenomenal.
Waffle House has raised their overall prices by 96% since 2020. Hash browns increased by 110% and coffee went from $1.80 to $3.15. At one point, they added a $0.50 cent surcharge per egg due to the shortages caused by the avian flu.
It’s easy and cheap to make breakfast at home with 50% less grease. Waffle House ain’t cheap anymore and that’s all they really had going.
Yeah it’s pretty sad. Back in high school a bunch of my friends would hang out at the Waffle House sometime between 10pm and 4am several times a week. It was 3.25 for coffee and a waffle. If you forgot your wallet you could usually scrounge for change under your friends car seats and make it happen. That was about 10 years ago, but man it feels like a whole different time, and just yesterday all at the same time. The cost of everything now makes me sick
I always assumed Waffle House was never really a destination, but somewhere you end up hungover or coming down from your actual destination?
Are there crazy people who actually go there just to go!?
Remaining use cases for Waffle House are drunk fights and measuring the scale of natural disasters / catastrophic events, see Waffle House Index.
Honestly, I like Waffle House. I am also not getting massive meals when I go. My kids get Waffles and Bacon, I get a Bacon Egg and Cheese. Our whole bill is maybe 20 bucks, which after materials and the time involves isn’t much more than at home.
Yes it’s my literal favorite
Same. Literally my favorite restaurant, though I don’t go as often as I used to due to the price increases.
I feel that for sure. I save Waffle House for special occasions now. When I want to fill the holy hunger.
Def love calling in a biscuit in the morning. The gas station ones are more expensive now, and theirs are better
The Texas steak sandwich is an absolute must for a hangover.
I haven’t had a non breakfast item from there in 15 years. Will try it

Truly inspirational
What if you run over a waffle, that looks like a pancake?
Inverses!
In my city we just go to Salisbury house for that
Once when I was in Indiana I went to a waffle house because I had never been. I wanna say it was late 2023. I think it seemed fairly cheap as far as eating at a restaurant goes but that may have just been because I am not from Indianapolis.
I remember thinking the food was alright. I’d definitely paid more for worse.
No one really goes to Waffle House on purpose.
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On your way? Should have just asked, I bet someone at the waffle house could have sold it to you.
You could’ve just given her Waffle House and saved the trip.
The police? Ambulances?
I remember years ago Steak N Shake came out with some promo that was something like “10 meals under $10” and Waffle House responded with I think 15 under $5.
replace waffle house with fast food and nothing changes
Anyone who rips on waffle house hasn’t been tired, hungry, possibly hungover, and had $10 in their pocket. Eat like a king, bottomless coffee, and no frills food. I’ll take waffle house over Denny’s any day.
And the vastly underrated experience of being left the hell alone while you’re eating. None of this pretentious bullshit of having a server coming around every five minutes checking on you like you’re a toddler.

Someone should make a PVP game set in a waffle house.
Will you be a front worker or kitchen staff ?
What skills do each get.
For every 5 hours of play, you level up.
Or will you be the crack head , the karen, the racist, the drunk , or the guy who slaps his gf in public. ?
Random assignment each game.
I’d watch.
You could probably work with some artists to knock that together in Mugen or something.
A single-player Final Fight clone would work too, but it would be a handful of small stages: parking lot, inside the diner, and out back by the dumpsters. Destructive scenery and being able to use furniture as weapons would be a big plus. Game/mission types would be king-of-the-hill, time trial, survival mode, and boss rush.
“Stop right there, criminal scum! Here, take a menu and sit wherever you’d like. Will you be taking regular or decaf today?”
“This place is nasty. Terrible cooks, idiot staff!”
I love waffle House. Its one of my favorite places to eat.
I don’t even need a menu.
I’m also morbidly obese I don’t know if those two things have anything in common.
Nah probably just a weird coincidence.
Carl gon learn today.
Waffle House got sumn for ya
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