I have a 2g blunt that I plan to smoke when he dies
Hell yea, I don’t drink and all those with celebratory bottles had me jealous. I am stealing this idea.
If this refers to the orange Russian cum rag, then my first action upon hearing of his demise will be to walk into the nearest pub and buy everyone a round.
Me too! The bars are going to make a killing.
Neither my wife or I drink.
But there’s a bottle in the back of the freezer just for one special occasion.
@Lushed_Lungfish @CADmonkey I’ve got a bottle of Kentucky Bourbon, bought in Kentucky for me by a family member years ago, and it’s been sitting there waiting for the day Trump goes to prison. Now it’s waiting for the day he dies on the toilet
You left out Israel
It’s hard to keep track of all the countries banking him at this point.
Well Israel is the main one
I kind of feel it’s a bit pedantic to say who is first or second, they’re all responsible and should burn.
A man walks past a news stand every day but never buys a paper. When asked, he says he’s looking for an obituary.
When told that obituaries aren’t on the front page,“The one I’m looking for will be.”
You know shit’s bad when Americans start telling old Soviet jokes.
Is that where it’s from?
It’s a joke as old as Stalin.
I wonder if it started as an anti-Stalin joke?
Trump is the oldest soviet joke in the land
I have prepared bottles of rum to toast to his death once it happens.
Party at my place.
I have been a musician for decades I am setting up my sound system on my front lawn and I will be throwing a block party to celebrate his death.
Play Ding Dong The Witch is Dead and No One Mourns the Wicked
I’ll be blasting some afrobeat because it’s great to dance to but yeah. We’ve had some good fuck off songs for decades
I will be starting with Martha and the Vandellas Dancing in the Street. Followed by Jagger and Bowie doing a cover of Dancing in the Street.
Say what you will about trump but Kevin McAllister would probably be dead if it wasn’t for trump helping him out. /s
If you make an arrangement with your beer vender, they will let you put money down on a keg so you don’t have to wait in line when the day comes. You don’t want to be caught without libations for your BBQ just because you didn’t plan ahead.
fuckin a, dancing in the streets, in the rain, in the snow I give two fucks whenever it happens
I love how everyone thought of the same person after seeing this post
Fuck no. I have a list.
yeah everyone does, was talking about the first guy on most people’s lists
No names…no secret service or no fly lists.
Is drunker than shit on the most expensive whiskey I can find respectful?
Yes.
When the righteous prosper, the city rejoices; when the wicked perish, there are shouts of joy.
Proverbs 11:10
I will be celebrating the opening of the Donald J. Trump unisex bathroom.
The Donald J Trump Memorial Sewage Treatment Plant and Landfill.
🍾🥂
Here’s a good marketing idea that some wine makers could do:
Come out with a champagne (sparkling white wine) called “WHEN HE DIES.” On the label, express that it should be purchased and held onto to pop the cork at the moment you hear the good news that “he” has died. Don’t say who. But make the label spray-tan orange.
Why on earth would anyone be respectful to people like Trump and Stephen Miller when they die and their souls are dragged to hell?
For many many decades (maybe since ever) fascists and conservatives were never respectful and many would just go ‘good riddence’ when they see a progressive pass away. Fuck em’. Also fuck the guys who claim ‘there will be retaliation’. It is like when bullies and the adults who support them don’t want victims fighting back or standing up to them will somehow only escalate the violence, or in my case they would make me look like the asshole and basically say ‘how would you like it if they did that to you?’ When they have been doing it to me countless times before I decided to talk back.
