“Hey ladies, hey fellas, and the people that don’t give a FUCK” - inclusive king Fred Durst
In not going to say Limp Bizkit sucks, you know it, I know it, I’m not going to say it.
-Trent Reznor
<…googles aunty penny…>
I concur!
Lads, lasses and lessers <— queerphobic version
“Y’all…”
And, my favorite, “all’a y’all”.
Example 1:
“Fuck all’a y’all!”Example 2:
“We’re having a party and all’a y’all are invited.”I know y’all’re gonna hate me for this, but y’all’ve’nt told me y’alls stance on contractions
The correctly punctuated version actually somehow has even more fucking apostrophes…
As a southern refugee living in the PNW, I say this all the time at work. It’s the best gender neutral way to address a group.
“Attention, duelists!” <- my hair
Hello folks! - informally archaic
Hey ladies, fellas and everyone between
What’s poppin, primates?
There was discussion about what the NYC subway announcements should say instead of “ladies and gentlemen”.
My vote was “listen up you little shits, [this train is going express until canal Street or whatever]”
I think they went with “everyone”, however.
Another choice would be “Hey! We’re drivin’ heah!”
“Hey y’all!”
Texas may have more (far, far more) than it’s fair share of problems, but y’all is gender neutral and works both as singular and plural.
How large of a group is required before you’d say: Hey all y’all
I think it’s more about group density. 1,000 people in an auditorium is “hey y’all,” 100 people at a park is “hey all y’all”
“Kings and Queens and In-betweens”
“Theydies and gentlethem”
“Attention Bajoran workers”
sup cunts
HI DR. NICK!
Alright everybody, be cool, this is a robbery.
