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minus-squareMidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoMe: I was a regional manager of Toys R Us between 1995 and 2008. Interviewer: It says here on your resume you were born in 1999, and you moved to Australia in 201x. Me: ummmmm
minus-squareBarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoRefer them to the documentary boss baby if your early employment history is ever brought into question
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months ago“They made a lot of strange decisions before they shut down”
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months ago“Toys R Us invested heavily in both time and inter-dimensional travel. As a result I’ve lived a thousand lives in service of the giraffe.”
minus-squareslingstone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoDid you ever see Doogie Howser, M.D.? I’m like that, except for middle management, and a lot younger. Got my MBA when I was still living in my parents.
Me: I was a regional manager of Toys R Us between 1995 and 2008.
Interviewer: It says here on your resume you were born in 1999, and you moved to Australia in 201x.
Me: ummmmm
Refer them to the documentary boss baby if your early employment history is ever brought into question
“They made a lot of strange decisions before they shut down”
“Toys R Us invested heavily in both time and inter-dimensional travel. As a result I’ve lived a thousand lives in service of the giraffe.”
Did you ever see Doogie Howser, M.D.? I’m like that, except for middle management, and a lot younger. Got my MBA when I was still living in my parents.