I bet they were planning on kidnapping him and then saw he was white.
Tryinng to sell an act of basic human decency as something worthy of applause is not the kind of PR they think it is.
32? i would be surprised if the numbers are so low, 32 are the ones we know of…
That ICE guy totally didn’t know how to use the jumper cables. “With help from another community member”, pictures with ICE guy standing around watching.
woulda been difficult for me to not suggest they get clamped to the agent’s testicles.
Easy to restrain yourself when you know he doesn’t have any.
I was thinking they’d clamp them to the guys nipples. That or just beat him with them.
“Here, buddy. Hold this one in that hand and that one in the other hand. You want to make sure the metal doesn’t touch, so you should probably hold on tight to the copper tips so you know they can’t touch each other. OK? You have a good grip? Good. I’ll connect my leads to the battery now.”
Then connect 1 to ground and the other to a spark plug lead.
They know but only if it’s on the nipples of a person.
Be sure to connect the grounded nipple first.
What??? No!
Dead batteries can off-gas hydrogen sulfide, which can be explodey. Also, you don’t know what issues a “dead” battery might be experiencing. There could be a broken post, which could lead to sparks inside of the battery. This is why if there’s going to be a spark, you’d rather it be on the battery that’s less likely to emit hydrogen sulfide, and you want to be away from the battery that’s more likely to go boom or spray.
So, connect the hot dead nipple first, then the hot live nipple. Then the live common (negative, neutral) nipple, and finally, some grounded spot on the dead body. This way, you can avoid sparks near the dead nipples, and possible explosions.
To further the human body metaphor:
One of the reasons you connect the negative jumper cable to bare metal on the car instead of the negative battery post is that terminals corrode and you might not get a good connection with an alligator clamp, but something grounded to the car probably has a decent connection. Similarly, the reason you place AED pads so far from each other on someone is because you’re creating a setup where the heart is somewhere within that path. Could you use less power and cause less damage if the pads were more local to the heart? Yes. But you can’t guarantee accurate placement. So, you pump up the juice, and use any somewhat adjacent known “grounding” point.
They cant even tell the truth when it utterly doesnt matter.
Lmao, I missed that but this is a surprisingly honest way that they phrased this (while trying to infer otherwise).
That guy must have been SO white.
Whitey McWeissman. They could probably hardly see him with all the snow around.
“With help from another community member”??? They don’t know how to jump start a car? Who the fuck needs help connecting TWO battery terminals? This is just bizarre, and probably fake anyway.
Most drivers have no idea where the battery even is.
if you connect red to black, it does cause problems.
Now do it without needing to take pictures.
Lmao the secret police will help you with your car tricky. Or they will disappear you.
Shakobee is the county seat of Scott County. Guess who won in that county the last three presidential elections.
That’s because the man was another ICE agent
Reminds me of that time an acorn fell on the hood of a police car and they started blasting.
Seriously so fucking hilarious.
I would literally refuse their help
“ok guys, we staged our good deed for the year, now let’s get back to shooting peaceful protesters in the face!”
Good way to get shot by nazis.
“Aw, you guys did good today. Tomorrow you can kill as many innocent American citizens as you like, okay? Who wants ice cream?”
Join ICE!
Travel to cool new places!
Meet new and interesting people!
Arrest them and Kill them! and then get sent home to hide like a coward!
What a nice wholesome interaction with the masked paramilitary kidnap force.
Imagine, if this really happened, this guy didn’t know who they were and didn’t know anything about ice and was like “I really appreciate you guys who are you guys anyway?”
“We’re ice”
“Oh I don’t know who that is. What brings you to town?”
“We’re here to kidnap men, women and children and put them in cages”
“Uh…”
“Yeah, you hear about that guy who got held down and shot in the back of the head execution style?”
“I did hear something about that. We’re you there to help him…?”
“Haha. No, we’re the ones that shot him. That’s why we wear these masks”
“Oh I thought you had those because it’s cold”
“Haha no no no no. It’s because we don’t want people to be able to identify us and hold us accountable for our crimes.”
“Uh…I really gotta go”
“Sure thing buddy. Hey, before you go. You don’t happen to know any brown people do you?”
“Nope, sure don’t. Gotta go. Byeee!”
