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JackBinimbul@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Political Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

Not the rich, but we gotta start eating somewhere

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Not the rich, but we gotta start eating somewhere

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JackBinimbul@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Political Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works
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    This is giving me King David collecting the 200 Philistine foreskins vibes and it’s disgusting. We should be better than them, not… cannibals

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      It’s cool. Nazis aren’t people so it can’t be cannibalism.

      • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works
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        They are people, dehumanising them doesn’t help anyone…

        And most people can learn to commit the same harms, it’s a failing of human psychology, not individual morality…

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment

        • trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works
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          They are people who excused themselves from humanity.

    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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      I hate cannibalism, buuuut…

      If it’s an ICE agent, they suddenly seem real yummy.

    • athatet@lemmy.zip
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      Shit the fuck up and get to Nazi choppin.

    • JackBinimbul@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      100% chance they were attacking someone and the victim bit down out of reflexive self defense.

      That’s if this actually happened as claimed at all.

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        That’s if this actually happened as claimed at all.

        The biting person not being reported as having been murdered by ICE nazis makes me doubt it.

        • trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works
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          I guess the Nazi couldn’t shoot because he was missing his trigger finger.

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            Those ICE cowards never roam alone; their nazi buddies would’ve pulled the triigger…

    • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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      Shut the fuck up.

    • Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip
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      Maybe the fascists shouldn’t have their hands near people’s faces. Their job is to enforce misdemeanor violations. They shouldn’t have guns and shouldn’t be relying on physical assault to enforce an almost nothing charge

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  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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    Going to need new grips or extra effort if none of them have trigger fingers left

  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
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    Don’t bite the hand that oppresses you?

    That doesn’t sound right

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      I mean, that is their motto. Which is kind of weird knowing they knew ahead of time that this would be an issue in the future.

      Well the future is now, and the future is terrible. Please let me go back to the 90s please!

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    Animals huh? I’d say biting off these nazi fucks fingers is letting them off easy for executing citizens in the streets.

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    Why are the Nazis putting their fingers near good peoples’ mouths?

    • hOrni@lemmy.world
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      Fetish? That’s better than fascist.

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        If even half these people didn’t try to closet their fetishes and sexuality I’d bet we’d be much better off.

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      Apparently they aren’t. The story I’ve been hearing is that this finger was shot off by the Nazi who murdered Pretti.

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      They clearly were armed and dangerous.

      They needed to be dis-armed.

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      Seriously. I bet that nasty fuck doesn’t even wash his hands, either.

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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    Aw, shit, it was his heiling hand too. Poor bastard.

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    The enemy cannot pull the trigger if you disable his hand

    • macniel@feddit.org
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      scene from starship troopers where the quote comes from

      • Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip
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        It’s Mr Krabs!

        • Widdershins@lemmy.world
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          And The Kurgan. There can be only one.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      Mallory Archer proved that’s just not true…

      “If I ever found myself caring what you do with your weekend, I would put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes.”

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        The power of Yoga.

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    Put meat in my mouth and it will get eaten, what else did they expect?

    • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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      perfect grindr bio. no comments

    • macniel@feddit.org
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      Its just natural instinct :)

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    “Tell me mister Anderson…what good is a gun, if you don’t have a finger?”

  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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    Go for their necks.

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    who’s got 3 thumbs and knows how to deal with ice getting in your face?

    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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      Bob Kelso.

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    Did the protestor survive?

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      It’s unconfirmed, but what I’ve been hearing is that this incident happened during the murder of Pretti, and that the finger was shot off by the executioner.

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        Well that upsets me even more. Not only did they execute him, they used pigs blood to do it

    • BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Died of ligma.

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    Next time swallow the finger, so there is no chance to reattach.

    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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      You don’t want to go to their level and become a C.H.U.D.

      Feed them to your cats instead.

      • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.

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        If you have the time, that is an option, too. Maybe the cat will even develop a taste for Nazi fingers.

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      no need, the human mouth has plenty of bacteria in it that would make finger reattachment untenable.

  • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBanned
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    Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys.

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