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A truly great American, the most spineless of the spineless! Truly something they can all look up and aspire to. Keep showing them how it’s done Fled!
That’s what he does. He runs home when the cold comes.
I still don’t understand why people call him Ted…
His name is Raphael, and always was up until he needed to trick white supremacists into thinking he was white too
Raphael is too pretty a name to be wasted on a sack of shit like him.
Calling him a sack of shit is an insult to shit.
Honestly yeah. If my dog’s shit was on the rail, and Cruz was on another rail, I’d redirect the trolley to hit Cruz to save my dog’s excrement.
And he’s Canadian.
Forget about that part. We got rid of him, he’s your problem now.
Aren’t you people supposed to be nice?
The polite thing to do would be to pick up your own garbage and toss it yourself.
/s
He self advertised as pure scum being and the americans from the south grabbed him like he was made of gold. You took it you keep it.
yeah we scraped that shit off our shoe…
You can’t just dump your garbage over here. Dispose of it properly by yourself. Compost that shit.
Garbage moved of it’s own accord. You guys fucked Beiber up, you get Fled.
Bieber was always like that. Don’t put that shit on us.
Didn’t he get fucked up by Drake? Who’s famously Torontan.
Modern day Dead Parrot sketch
Canada?
Again?
he doesn’t have a private plane?
Those planes are Effing expensive
I can take solace in the fact that for all the selling out and boot licking this guy does, he still has to fly commercial.
It is always astounding how cheap they are willing to sell their souls and self-respect. But I guess it is so cheap because there was nothing there to begin with.
And they’ll reelect him next round too.
Patterns like this are why people notice optics so quickly—leadership moments tend to stand out most when things get tough
This isn’t the first time he’s done this exact thing
Oh lord he back on his bullshit.
never off his bullshit
Never heard of the Waffle House Index, I find it comical that the FEMA uses it, informally.
Hey, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. It really only works in the South though. Trying to think of what the New England equivalent would be… Dunks index? Society would start breaking down if the plow guys can’t get their iced coffee fix. Cup rattling sounds
No no, forget numbers:
Three areas if you’re pink you’re so screwed. Get food and hunker down for a week. Light pink? You’re only lightly screwed. Green, prepare to swim.
Next time pick a politician who can control the weat…actually, Ned Rooze can’t control thr weather so he is practically useless. I can understand him leaving. He’s what we would call a chicken.
Having a house made out of bricks and cement would be useful just like how it is in EU. How many houses get destroyed because they are just made out of wood, plastics and paper walls (dry wall)?
Honestly he did less harm as the Zodiac Killer.
Yeah, that’s his move. Such a leader.
And he’ll still get re-elected. He doesn’t give a fuck about his supporters but they don’t care. Being left for dead in the cold is still better than voting for a lib amirite?
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
To Laguna Beach, apparently.
(I kid. Calling Cruz ‘tough’ is like calling meringue ‘dense’.)
Like clockwork.
I was gonna say. Didn’t he do this last time when everyone’s water pipes froze and the power went out?
Yep Cancun Cruz loves to act like foreskin and disappears when things get hard.
