It’s a beautiful morning!

phudgins@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

It’s a beautiful morning!

10 months ago

conciousness.sys has initated

“wake up” process running…

accessing hippocampus.dll

…

ERROR: Brain.exe has crashed

Error Code: Wtf do you mean my family left a dictatorship and I ended up in another country that’s becoming a dictatorship?

m3t00🌎@piefed.world · 10 months ago

soldiers in your cup

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anubis2814@lemmy.today · 10 months ago

I say hey! What’s goin on!

jlow (he / him)@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 months ago

And CAPS LOCK is indeed the best choice of key to scream at

e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social · 10 months ago

saving this for the family group chat the day the US invade Greenland and start of WWIII

lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 months ago

No spoilers, please

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 10 months ago

The real twist is the nukes that kill us all.

lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 months ago

And then, after it came to a logical end, there still is a sequel nobody asked for

SpicyTaint@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

That’s me when I login for work. 🙂

Smeagol666@crazypeople.online · 10 months ago

I know, right? Nothing like a huge dump of adrenaline caused by the unmitigated rage you get from seeing the huge pile of shit left by the previous shift. Better than caffeine to wake you up.

AeronMelon@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

Team lead: “How is everyone this morning?”

Me: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!”

scytale@piefed.zip · 10 months ago