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kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

so true

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so true

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kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago
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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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    I hold open to the door for everyone when it’s convenient!

    • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      Interesting

    • MBech@feddit.dk
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      10 months ago

      I do so only when it is inconvenient, while maintaining eye contact and looking like I’m in a hurry, and the approaching person could hurry it up a bit.

      • notabot@piefed.social
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        10 months ago

        When they said “be the change you want to see in the world”, this is not what they meant.

      • TheRealKuni@piefed.social
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        Whenever I do this I say out loud, “Don’t you hate it when someone holds the door but you’re a bit further behind than they anticipated and now you feel like you have to hurry?” 😁

  • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works
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    10 months ago

    I don’t open doors. I learned to phase-shift long ago so now I just go through doors when I need to.

    • Hadriscus@jlai.lu
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      10 months ago

      I rely on quantum tunneling myself, to each his own

      • Apocalypteroid@anarchist.nexus
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        10 months ago

        I just wait in the room until someone else opens the door and then I can leave. It’s a matter of principle for me and if I ever get out of this shed everyone will be doing it.

  • troed@fedia.io
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    Looking at the image another question immediately arises: Do non-AI generated women still exist?

    • KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de
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      10 months ago

      That’s AI?! What gives it away?

      • Ephera@lemmy.ml
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        10 months ago

        The skin looks too even and shines like plastic. The expression looks mindless.

        • Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Skin could be filtering/photoshop.
          Mindless expression could be a mindless expression.
          I do feel her face is a little wonky, like the perspective isn’t quite right or her eyes aren’t positioned quite correctly.

          But nothing that makes me certain it is ai.

          • M137@lemmy.world
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            And the wonky face/eyes could be a filter too. It’s definitely edited in some way, but nothing that screams AI specifically.

      • LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de
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        10 months ago

        That whole account looks like slop: https://xcancel.com/otokyo__

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        10 months ago

        check couch/pillows

        • Klear@quokk.au
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          10 months ago

          Looks like Vance was there.

      • Hadriscus@jlai.lu
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        10 months ago

        she has no fingers

        • Rusty@lemmy.ca
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          10 months ago

          That’s why she is struggling to open doors.

    • Kühlschrank@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      It is vitally important that everyone learn AI skills so they can generate open doors for AI women

    • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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      We had Photoshop even before we could somewhat convincingly generate full images of people.

    • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
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      Women don’t exist at all.

      • village604@adultswim.fan
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        Especially not on the Internet

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    I just bust through doors like homer in the Japan episode.

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      10 months ago

      I just bust through walls like Kool Aid man.

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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    deleted by creator

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      The highlight of my corporate career was firmly pulling the door closed behind me, right in front of our security officer, who was following behind me.

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    Only once. Then I leave them open forevermore. Then I don’t have to degrade myself with the process again.

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    I was walking toward the door of an establishment last week and a gentleman several paces behind and to the side of me literally increased his stride, saying, “let me get that door for you!” I aqueisesced, and thanked him, noting there are still gentlemen left in the world; what could I do but let him approach the counter ahead of me, as we were both obviously on our way to work?

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    If men wouldn’t open doors a slowly increasing number of them would be stuck in rooms.

    • Hadriscus@jlai.lu
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      birthrate ?

      • crank0271@lemmy.world
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        10 months ago

        3/10, do not recommend

  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
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    I believe I opened a door last week!

    • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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      10 months ago

      Oh, wow!

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    No, of course not. We just check for potential witnesses before assuming our natural amorphous form so we can slither under them.

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    Or they have to wait for emancipated gallant women opening the doors for them.

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    As a man, I can confirm I just phase through the door.

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      Are you Barry Allen?

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    Yes, and I do find this instructional video quite useful to be able to perform this task

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    Why would you open doors when doors can open you?

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    10 months ago

    All glory to Ken M

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      Is there a ken M community on the fedeverse?

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