I would agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realise you’ve been roasted until 3 thoughts later.
Your precocious insipd query’s so strongly influential it triggers my ilithiophobia and a solicitude for philanthropic mischance and exponential precarity of inviolability, and thus my small voice has me incapable of answering.
… May take longer than 3 months [Edit, oh, dyslexic misread, it’s “thoughts”, not “months”. I aimed too high.]. May never realise.
PS, I admire your verbal intelligence if you effortlessly get the meaning of that on first read. Quite the vocabulary you have there. Did you swallow a thesaurus when you were 3 years old?
You were so cute when I first met you.
Whoa, we’re not negging here
bless your heart.
Not directly related, but I’ve always liked the comeback
I’ve been called worse by better people
Was that actually in the show? I don’t remember that one.
I swear I remember pausing it to go “did he really just say that?!” But rewatching the pictured scene in S2E19 he’s speaking with Aang who would not be a worthy recipient of such a burn, and he doesn’t say such a thing to Zuko in that episode
Don’t think so. It’s a Nigerian expression.
When someone finds a problem to every solution: They are the enemy of progress
So many good ones in there thank you for sharing!
Leftist infighting in a nutshell
There are some good ones:
Unlike the stomach, the brain does not tell when it’s empty
My the rest of your day be as nice as you are.
i like the “have the day you voted for!” rainbow and clouds bumper sticker
Shakespeare had a banger.
“I was going to challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you are unarmed.”
I also like.
“I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.”
I have a cup with the last line on it
Got in a literal fistfight in middle school using that first one. Pretty sure they didn’t understand it, and lashed out from ignorance.
Did you win?
Not technically, but they got expelled for it, so yes.
“I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”
A former co-worker got me with this one many years ago. I laughed out loud. I’ve never forgotten it.
You are hard to underestimate.
“My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.”
-Malcom Reynolds, CAPT.
I call her Viera…
My brother got sassy with me once, he said “you think you’re so much smarter than, huh?”
“No, I don’t think I’m smarter than you.”
I fucked your cousin
😀😀😀…😠
From The Royal Tenenbaums:
“Why did you specifically have to point out I’m not a genius?”
“I just don’t use that word very lightly.”
Every moment I spend with you is better than the next.
Really got me till the third thought xd
Bravo, that one took the most thought to figure out it was backhanded.
