“Suckers”
“Inhuman Resources” haha
I love their avatar being Toby Flenderson hahaha
EXECUTIVE (tentative) Well, Will, I'm not exactly sure what you mean, we've already offered you a position.. Cut to reveal: Chuckie sitting across from the executives, hair combed down, wearing his Sunday best. CHUCKIE Since this is obviously not my first time in such altercations, let me say this: Chuckie rubs the tips of his fingers together, indicating "cash." The executives are baffled. CHUCKIE Look, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The executives are completely blank. CHUCKIE At the current time I am looking at a number of different fields from which to disseminate which offer is most pursuant aid to my benefit. (a beat) What do you want? What do I want? What does anybody want? Leniency. EXECUTIVE I'm not sure-- CHUCKIE --These circumstances are mitigated. Right now. They're mitigated. Chuckie puts his hands up, as if getting a vibe from the room. EXECUTIVE Okay... Chuckie points to the third executive. CHUCKIE He knows what I'm talking about. The third executive is baffled. CHUCKIE A retainer. Nobody in this town works without a retainer. You think you can find someone who does, you have my blessin'. But I think we all know that person isn't going to represent you as well as I can. EXECUTIVE Will, our offer starts you at eighty- four thousand a year, plus benefits. CHUCKIE Retainer... EXECUTIVE You want us to give you cash right now? CHUCKIE Allegedly, what I am saying is your situation will be concurrently improved if I had two hundred sheets in my pocket right now. The executives exchange looks and go for their wallets. EXECUTIVE I don't think I... Larry? EXECUTIVE I have about seventy-three... EXECUTIVE Will you take a check? CHUCKIE Come now... what do you think I am, a juvenile? You don't got any money on you right now. You think I'm gonna take a check? EXECUTIVE It's fine, John, I can cover the rest. CHUCKIE That's right, you know. (turns to #1) He knows. Chuckie stands up and takes the money. CHUCKIE (to exec #1) You're suspect. I don't know what your reputation is, but after the shit you tried to pull today, you can bet I'll be looking into it. Any conversations you want to have with me heretofore, you can have with my attorney. Gentlemen, keep your ears to the grindstone.Excellent. Now I know who to target with scam and phishing emails.
The A players. They are clearly all suckers.
I’ll Venmo him $1500 and beat out all these other chumps! They’ll see who the real A player is!
Somebody who thinks about orders and improves them? Nah, you definitely won’t get the job.
That’s a S player and overqualified. Not recommend for hiring.
Happy to keep the resume on file in case we need a quick $1500 again though
So someone who falls for even the most basic of phishing scams is an A player?
Why would a CEO want any of those in their company? Or is it to see a reflection of themselves?
Read the account name in the meme.
If they do it on the spot…
…then they are either gullible, desperate, or bad with money.
If anything I would think those would be indicators you wouldn’t want to have that person employed.
It would also be the opposite indicator of high agency. Someone of high agency would know they are their own person with their own power to affect change and wouldn’t simply hand over $500 for no reason.
There is some irony in calling the A Players gullible in a tweet by “inhuman resources”
This community isn’t usually for satire accounts, so I guess I ate the onion on that one.
It’s not a bribe if you do paperwork.
(Joking, but not really. It’s impressive how much shit you can get away with if you file the paperwork.)
It’s not a bribe, it’s a processing fee. You can’t go forward with the interview process until you pay it.
$500? Those are rooky numbers in this racket.
And then in the end tell all of them the position has been filled, leaving you with all the cash
