I can do it in 5 min but why? It’s relaxing. My brain can wander. It’s warm.
Maybe I will wake up from this strange dream.
I hear you.
I’m just taking a breather, goddamn.
Usually staring blankly at the wall, hoping the shower will somehow rinse some grime off my brain too.
I just crank my hog.
AROOOOOOOO DON’T CLOG THE DRAIN BROTHER!!!
Well, that too.
The 3 S
Shit
Shower
Shave
you shit in the shower?
Drink a beer in the shower and you are heralded as an innovator.
Take a shit in the shower and you are lambasted as a monster.
Neutralize by doing both.
You’re shitting in the shower?
saves water
I’m so sorry to do this to you internet, but if I have to know this exists, then so must you too
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wafflestomping
I will be strong and not click the link
It is when you push feces down the shower drain with your foot. Called a wafflestomp.
So named because the poo poo, being extruded through the drain, should resemble something like a waffle, if you do it correctly.
more like the meat grinder strainer.
That’s barbaric.
Sophisticated people shit in their hand and toss the turd into the toilet.
I guess I aware that it was possible, I just didn’t think people actually did it, unless they had an in-shower accident or something.
Efficiency
better to shit in the shower than to shower in the shit
Waffle stomp.
Sitting on the floor, letting the hot water pour over my head as sad piano music plays in the background
My brother in law washed each of his toes individually.
Generating content for [email protected] , of course.
Hero.
https://fedia.io/m/[email protected]/t/2976645
Just got a horrifying mental image of corporate mandated showers with waterproof notepads to boost employee productivity.
Hah, I think seeing these kind of memes on Lemmy is permeating into my sense of humor. And that this pressure that some Americans place on themselves to work on holiday is in part self-inflicted. Part of them are afraid of the repercussions for not meeting the unfair standard set by the rest who see working excessive hours as something to be proud of and a measure of how hard they work.
Enjoying the warmth mostly
That and it works wonders on my sore muscles
Shooting water from my fingertips like the awesome aqua wizard that I am
Aqua Sorceress checking in.
I thought I was the only one
Apparently there’s at least 3 of us.
yeah, 4.
Count me in as the fifth
My brothers!
Let’s form a wizard school
I plot my revenge on the people who slight me.
Humming the ninth symphony. It’s long.
which ninth though?
Dvorak during the week to prepare for responsibilities, Beethoven at the weekend to celebrate freedom
and Mahler when contemplating the darkness?
The cursed one.
well that narrows it down!
i mean, i’m just chillin. it’s peaceful there.
Grooming and cleaning my beard+hair takes about 20 min. The rest takes 5-10 min.
