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Aragorn needed help saving the world, I need help getting out of bed :/
We dont get to choose our battles, yet we can choose our allies nonetheless
So, are we calling Aragorn’s father-in-law a liar?
(I know Aragorn only counts as a measly 99.9% as man in this instance)
We’ll discuss Elrond’s muscle mommy fixation at a later time.
Just me springing to attention ma’am
But when I looked behind, I only saw one set of footprints.
That’s because I was carrying my unemployed boss
Because he fainted when he lost one ring of his jewelry collection 🙄
IF YOU MAKE ME TAKE ONE MORE STEP FRODO BAGGINS, I’LL BE THE FARTHEST AWAY FROM HOME I’VE EVER BEEN
EVER BEAN
FTFY
CHEERFULLY WITHDRAWN
IF YOU MAKE ME TAKE ONE MORE STEP FRODO BAGGINS, I’LL BE THE FARTHEST AWAY FROM HOME I’VE EVER BEAN
Somethings are awkward alone.
