banana
… ummm … ?? … does this animal fly?
It can, but only downwards.
I’m sure it can fly upwards briefly too if a trebuchet is involved.
I get that catapults are inferior to trebuchets and all, but I still think any decent catapult could also hurl this animal quite far.
Sure, but why settle for mediocrity?
Because that’s what got me to where I am today.
Alpaca.
Pug Jesus’ mom
Ayo wait 😭😭
What did pug Jesus do???
got a horse cock
Unicorn for sure
Capibara.
The concept of time?
Weird dog
Kangaroo
That’s Archibald!
Moose
Is it an asshole?
Seahorse 🍤
No I can’t see a horse here, that’s why we’re guessing.
If you cover your eyes, the horse won’t be able to see you either.
✅ The Unicode standard does include a seahorse emoji:
🦐 (shrimp)
🦑 (squid)
🦞 (lobster)
🐠 (tropical fish)
🦈 (shark)
🐟 (fish)
But the actual seahorse is:
🦭 → nope, that’s seal
🦭 ≠ seahorse
The correct seahorse emoji is:
🦭 Seahorse — no, wrong again.
The real one is:
👉 🦭 does not exist as seahorse.
👉 The true seahorse is: U+1F9A9 🦑? Wait — no.
Did it vanish? I vaguely remember there being one in the past. Orangish, facing to the left.
I asked ChatGPT to explain its behavior when this was going around:

Big butt sheep
American Quarter Horse Stallion © Scott Smudsky 2008
https://www.britannica.com/animal/American-Quarter-Horse#/media/1/20095/11723
That doesn’t have a large black square head, though.
Might just be a different angle. Definitely the horse, though, there is no way I would misidentify a horse cock.














