Sounds like something an egg would say…
Y’all need to stop underestimating Barbie’s capacity for violence.
Barbie was a Sergeant in the US Marine Corps, where she served in Operation Desert Storm and was decorated for actions above and beyond the call of duty. She’s as deadly as she is plastic.
I’ve heard Sir Christopher Lee declined to play her part in Peter Jackson’s Barbie biopic. Too violent. “Ah Peter, do you know what it’s like to eat the mandibular nerve of a nazi soldier in order to replenish your forces when you have been dropped behind enemy lines? It’s a messy business, but it’s necessary. I had to do it, but I didn’t do it happily… in the beginning at least. Oh yes Peter. Anyway, do you know why we called Barbie “the plastic girl”? She would place explosives in very clever places. The human body holds so many secrets.”
chef’s kiss
It’s also ignorant to chalk up Voya Nui as a “deadly island,” when we have no idea what became of it. We only know that its Matoran migrated to Spherus Magna after the latter was returned to its original state.
Gotta hook Barbie up with a sculpey Samus arm cannon
Well, there’s a sentence.
I imagine her slaps would cut like a knife with the ultra-slender hands.
egg slicer
inb4 Barbie solves all the bionicle geopolitical tension and superhero melodrama by sitting down with them and addressing the absent father issues every character has
Maybe he wouldn’t be absent if Makuta didn’t try to kill him
What if I told you Makuta actually WASN’T the bad guy 😳
The real villain is whoever cheaped out on lime green plastic
Just gonna leave this here
Wow
Good god. Thirteen friggin hours??
So nice you’ll watch it twice… in a row… or else 😁
How often is this sub co-opted to sell stolen shirt designs?
Who would steal this? From whom is it stolen?
Who would steal this?
T-shirts stealers
From whom is it stolen?
Stolen T-shirters
