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Smells like 🌮
More like Hamberders and Covfefe
This is the kind of shit I was hoping to see out of Charlie Sheen…
Ah the smell of rotten orange ass in the morning is exactly what no one wants. Probably give you syphilis at the point of contact.
RFK Jr will prescribe spraying it in your throat for the next pandemic.
Unrealistic. That figurine is too slim.
The body fragrance will smell like human shit. Then he should sell an aftershave that smells like piss. For that freshly golden showered feel.
Another day, more crimes from the President of the United States going unpunished.
rocks back and forth
It’s satire, don’t worry, it’s definitely satire, it’s all satire
Remember when Carter had to put his peanut farm into a trust to avoid real, or perceived conflicts of interest?
The model he used….such delusion…
Those look like Eric lol.
They should make it literally smell like soiled diapers. Because the idea of imposing an unpleasant experience on others as a dominance flex is philosophically quintessentially Trumpist.
Eau de diaper
Depends.
Male Fragrance: Top Note - Urine Middle Note - Rape Bottom Note - Rotting corpse in the Arizona desert
Female Fragrance: Top Note - Botox Middle Note - Moldy leaking silicone Bottom Note - Sludge from the bottom of a bar trash bin
Does it smell like the used diaper of the president?
Essence el shit.
Eau de Bouffon
