• CaptainParabola@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    On Sara Lee Artisano bread, in this order: Yellow mustard Two slices of oven roasted turkey breast One slice of cheese (baby Swiss or Gouda) Another slice of turkey Another slice of cheese Green or red leaf lettuce A thick slice of beefsteak tomato Onion Mayo

    I pack the lettuce tomato and onion in a separate zip top bag and add them to the sandwich right before eating it. Makes all the difference.

    I randomly made this the first time I actually took my lunch to work and at the first bite was like “FUCK that’s a good sandwich” and I’ve taken the exact same thing every day for weeks now.

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      22 hours ago

      On Sara Lee Artisano bread,

      Bruh what? I’m sure the sandwich is good, but a great sandwich begins and ends with the bread, and I just don’t know that Sara Lee cuts it imo

      I pack the lettuce tomato and onion in a separate zip top bag and add them to the sandwich right before eating it. Makes all the difference.

      This is the real protip right here.

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        21 hours ago

        Certainly go with the bread you like, but the Artesano is #1 rated from America’s Test Kitchen for supermarket white bread. I use it because the loaf lasts me two weeks without going stale or moldy. I’d prefer fresh bread from the bakery or the farmers market but it just doesn’t last long enough to use the whole loaf.

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      2 days ago

      I’m reminded of a scene near the end of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, where the protagonist becomes like this venerated sandwich artisan on a tiny out-of-the-way planet.

      Agreed that most sandwiches are better fresh. Any kind of dampness or shudder sogginess, totally knocks off 10 points.

      My sandwiches are made with this fried tofu mix of my own design lol, so might not appeal to others but I still appreciate the art generally.

      While we’re sharing, my secret technique is toasting the inside of the sandwich breads, so you get soft bite going in then a little crunch on the inside.

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          19 hours ago

          With pleasure. I’m still perfecting it, but so far the base is

          • 1/2 block extra firm
          • dash of dark soy (tbsp?)
          • little pinch of salt, unless soy sauce is super salty

          Roughly peel the extra firm with vegetable peeler. Any big chunks that fall off can be crumbled by hand to add even more body.

          Sprinkle salt, Dash dark soy sauce over. Then it’s anyone’s game. Things I’ve tried (not always together):

          • onion powder?
          • garlic powder?
          • minced garlic?
          • chili flakes? (Essential, imo)
          • tsp cumin?
          • fennel seeds?

          Anyway, whatever you choose, medium heat 1 to 2 tbsp olive in pan, dump your mixture in and loosely turn every 5 minutes. Takes about 30. The end result will kind of look like mushrooms cooked on a griddle.

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            19 hours ago

            Stores well in fridge. I use it as the protein in my sandwiches like,

            • toasted bread (inside only, as mentioned)
            • vegan mayo on both sides
            • too much lettuce
            • the fried tofu
            • ketchup, because I’m a basic baby. Any kind of sauce would rule, though.
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      2 days ago

      It’s the cheese, man.

      Incredible how much switching from kraft American ups your sandwich game.

      I’m partial to havarti myself.