Just leaving Semenology here
Blood too :D
i hate when people talk about cum as a milk substitute in coffee.
it’s a egg white replacement.
it would just curdle in hot drinks
There used to be a video on pornhub of a couple of dudes nutting into a skillet, then some chick makes an omelet with all the jizz and eats it. Pretty gross
My friend asked my partner her recipe for her awesome sticky rice the other day. I told him I provide a special ingredient.
Let’s math! An average egg holds 52ml in volume. The average ejaculation delivers between 2 and 6ml. This means you’ll have to nut into your pie crust 9 - 26 times to keep it from crumbling.
I cast “when you go to work/school tomorrow your boss/teacher will have everyone check each other’s browser history as office/class team-building exercise.”
Or blood.
As much as I recoil from it, blood sausage is a thing.
Black pudding is great
But can I whip it into a cum meringue?
Probably?
Probably? PROBABLY? Where’s your sense of scientific rigour, my dude?
At the bottom of a case of Gatorade and zinc supplements. Give him a bit…
You’re quite right, professor. I’ll start the grant application right away!
That’s why I have a copy of Natural Harvest along with my other cook and recipe books.
What’s the joke about every generation thinking they invented sex? That, but with cum cooking, I guess: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/5830947-natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes
Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.
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Just today’s lucky 10,000 for this topic ig
That readers also enjoy section under it…hmmm. Only horse like people I suppose.
Accidental art history major. Tempera paints are great.
