Tomato tomo 🍅
My neighbor tomo got murked.
Imma be real with y’all, at this point I’d welcome that as it’s less likely to be an auto generated AI message.
Tomo means friend in Japanese (友), so my bilingual ass would probably go the other direction and end up interpreting her messages to be more cheery than intended.
“Tomo the street sweeper is coming through so don’t forget to park in your driveways.”
“Tomo we are holding our annual HOA elections; make sure to attend!”
“Trash pickup was days ago, so don’t let me catch your cans out tomo.”
Is it still a true crime if it gets dismissed as justified?
Now I would like to see a show that is similar to one of those crime shows, but features only justifiable homicide.
QQ what do you guys think would be the last straw for her? I’d love to know all the deets
kthxbye
Slay Megan. Literally slay girl.
Lol no Tomo.
This didn’t deserve a laugh, but it got one. Well played
Good! For a second I was worried people were gonna think I was tomophobic.
You should purposely misspell it from time to time to … homo
And when people point it out, just apologize and say it was a typo … be very apologetic and sincere and even offer to send cupcakes to them for the inconvenience (include some mild laxative in the cupcake … and alternate to cannabis the next time it happens)
LoL, thank you for that!
“homo ass” is short for hom(e) o(wners) ass(ociation). Or “homo” for short.
Let the bears pay the Bear Tax. I pay the Homer Tax!
Also can be
“homo” - hope of missing out
I used to work in a place with people who’s title was Program Analyst. And in all the HR/IT systems they were always shown as PROG ANAL next to their name and photo.
I was 100% expecting “Pro Anal” when I read “program analyst”.
Not til tmr tho
I c d be!
CUNT! (see you next Tuesday!)
I know I’m getting older but this would bother me as well. It seems like a terrible way to shorten the word in my head. I think my brain just doesn’t like vowels and wants words to be shortened to end with consonants. Things like HOA make sense because they are all individual words.
Also ‘tomo’ is a prefix meaning cut, e.g. Computed Tomography.
So what you are saying is that OP should tomo her neighbour?
LoL, NOPE! I din’ should on nobody!
Eeyah Tomo m8! Giz a swig o’ that!
I thought it was 2moz, at least that’s what I’ve seen here in Australia
This is why your people were exiled to the other side of the planet.
That was the real crime of those convicts… How they spoke!
Yeah tomoz is common. Also see: tomoz arvo
Shouldn’t it be ‘tmrw’?
I’ve never seen that either but I like it more. Not much more but it’s a low bar.
I like tmro. It rolls off the tongue nicely
“I shall tell you on t’morrow, sir.”
I’ll tell you tomo
Came here to say this. Maybe we’re too silicon valley and she’s too whatever the other valley is in valley girl.
Are they the same valley? Am I having a stroke?
