Not even good soup. Real soups use some kind of broth to give a lot of base flavor.
What do you think a broth is?
My brother in christ, what do you think we use to make the broth?
You guys aren’t using ammonia based stocks?
Only for special occasions
Well it could be a stock
… you cook your veg.?
Got kale? Best cook 'em, cause no way your digestive tract breaking down those cell walls on they own… Just gonna shit out all that untapped iron 'n vitamins
Ya, I don’t mess with kale.
Ah damn, I feel sorry for you, bro
Don’t worry tho you gonna be okay. Some of my best friends don’t mess with Kale. They still living life like everyday. Must be hard fr fr
I know it’s overused but cliches are cliche for a reason, so I love it when people say “So close!” and then make fun of someone for saying some braindead shit.
Also reminds me of some stupid ad I saw for expensive ass chlorophyll powder packets to put in your water. My sibling in christ, eat a fucking salad with spinach if you want chlorophyll.
CHLOROPHYLL? more like BORE-OPHYLL!
“That’s why I take twice-daily MORE-O-PHYLL from Malt-O-Meal.”
This is such a snore-gasm.
My sibling in Christ
Lmfao I’m stealing this expression
I’m honored, truly. I try my best 🥹
Tbh I probably saw someone else say it before and just used it myself.
I’ve seen it as ‘brother in Christ’, but this is proper gender neutral
Yeah that’s what I was going for, I was to lazy to type my “sister/brother in christ” so I figured sibling was the best way to get both women and men along with any enbys.
Happy Pride, people 🌈
The all-dip diet is where it’s at…
Somehow, without the aid of nuclear devestation, people have managed to reset to Year 0. Just “rediscovering” shit that already existed as if it’s new tech. And then try to sell it to people.
It’d almost be funny if it didn’t make me so fuckin mad.
I figured out something absolutely crazy. You can put vegetables into the ground, (you know, the dirty thing outside?) and they will literally just start making more of themselves.
Also, you know all those naked people outside with too much hair and extra legs instead of arms? They’re made of meat!!! It’s true!
Have you noticed more and more people “blank behind the eyes?” I have. Like a real life ai model.
Oh god no, I don’t talk to people in public any more.
I have repeatedly got “oldman yells from porch” angry when I see a string of "peak"s and “absolute cinema” under any form of media which, at best, can only claim it wasn’t trying to sell me something. I won’t get further into that because it’s not productive and probably sounds elitist.
My eyes are pretty dead but I think its just the hope in me that’s died from having from watching trump come to power in america.
It’s just interaction bait.
What’s worse is they all passed history class. Somehow.
Dibs on dehydrated water!
I’m convinced that everyone who starts one of these weird diets and feels better has a random food sensitivity that just happens to get cut out by their diet.
Like, you feel way better on that crazy carnivore diet where you eat only meat, but it’s cause you have undiagnosed celiacs and eating only meat happens to cut out all wheat.
Many people have FODMAP sensitivities and confuse them for gluten.
I’ve thought that because of my celiac tests coming back marginal and all the other issues I have, but I get wounds on my skin that take months to go away and severe anxiety from gluten which I don’t think can be caused be fodmap sensitivity.
water based hot salad
And now you’re water-based pooping.
That’s clearly a stew and not a soup. I will die on this hill.
What’s the difference?
Stews are thicker with big chunks and soup is thinner with small chunks
For me it’s more about solid-to-liquid ratio, soups are often “thick” but still liquidy overall. Stews are cooked down until there’s basically no broth, essentially just a gravy. My personal distinction is that stews can be eaten on a plate, soup can’t be.
It might be a stew when it’s done, served as pictured, I’d call it a soup. Sorry bout it
Potagers hate this one weird trick!
Something tells me it dont taste like soup
I thought this post was a nod to our ancestors who figured out the power of soup-life.
These mother fuckers getting nutrients from hitherto inedible plants and just chillin as all the others got the runs and fever from eating uncooked game with worms n shit
It looks like the post was made by a Cambodian. Pov translates to ‘young brother/sister’ and is commonly used as a term of endearment. So the odd terminology could have been lost in translation. … and that looks like a typical Cambodian soup.
It’s probably not the real caption. It’s likely fake like every other one of the social media memes.
If you want to do “water based cooking” for vegetables try steaming instead of boiling.
Okay so now I’m questioning where the line between soup and stew is…
Viscosity
Stew is thicker and chunkier. Generally made by slowly braising a big ole hunk of otherwise inediblely tough meat for a long time in some kinda liquid. Soup is generally thinner with little bits of whatever the fuck you have laying around tossed in to a broth or stock.
Chili is a stew. A bisque or chowder is a soup.
Don’t forget the chayote; certain gourds are perfect for stewing!
Depends on the bisque or chowder.
I think the best way to describe the difference is just a higher liquid to solid ratio.
I think it’s more that a stew is a kind of soup. Bisque is a kind of soup, chowder is a kind of soup.
The real question is how many noodles can you eat it with before you have to start calling it a sauce.
Bolognese “sauce” is actually a stew and you just dump pasta in there. Don’t use spaghetti for it tho, spaghetti are for actual sauces.
How many lentils do you have to put in a lentil soup until it becomes a stew?
Edit: In my mother tongue “thick soup” is an alternative term for stew, even though a rare/regional one.
