cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/44641840

Machia voted for Trump, drawn by promises of border control and national security. “We didn’t want drugs or gangbangers,” he said. But what he didn’t expect was losing some of his most dedicated employees to immigration arrests.

“It’s scaring the farming community,” Machia admitted. “We didn’t think they’d come for the people who help us milk cows.”

LOL. Idiots

  • mhague@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Sometimes it feels like being happy that Trumpers are suffering is like cheering when a disease dies with the host. It’s a momentary happiness that the Balrog fell… milliseconds before you realize it’s pulling you down with it.

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      1 month ago

      Nah, not like that at all. More like having the tiniest drop of schadenfreud when the idiot bus driver finally realizes they fell asleep on the job again and we’re about to go off the cliff. Much better when the idiots responsible for this mess realize it than not.

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      1 month ago

      What it actually is is that they have strapped us all (including themselves) to the flaming wreckage of our nation that they themselves created, and have been laughing maniacally as it plummets from the sky, while the rest of us scream in terror.

      Now they are starting to scream in terror, and I’m just about ready to start with the maniacal laughter.

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    Or, you know, they could offer good wages and benefits to attract legal workers and charge enough for the milk to cover their costs. I’m lactose intolerant anyway, I don’t care if milk and cheese become a little more expensive. But I know, my idea is crazy.

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      What’s interesting in watching all this unfold is the revelation to us all just how unsustainable a lot of this is.

      I’m doing ok, saved a bunch ahead of this dumpster fire bc I was afraid it’d happen. But it’s weird watching people suffer at their own self-inflicted consequences.

      I want to help, but… 🤷

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    1 month ago

    Don’t worry, Dustin Machia, fifth-generation dairy farmer from Sheldon.

    Sell your farm to Farmco Inc: their robots will milk your cows.

    Buy an overpriced house in the city to live, maybe one with lots of drugs and gang-bangers.

    Make sure you support Trump’s election bid in 2028, and/or vote for Donald Trump, Jr, lest a satanic Democrat moderate who defeated AOC by just a hair wins.

    If you get age related health problems, look to RFK, Jr.

    Remember the days when Americans and Canadians could cross the Vermont-Quebec border with relative ease? Those days are gone, and much of Canada, and perhaps a third of America, now hate people like you.

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    Even though Machia says he would still vote for Trump…

    Then he gets what he gets. I don’t feel a damn bit sorry for someone that stupid.

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      1 month ago

      It’s hilarious because it’s the same shit as Brexit. At its core it’s racist policies that amount to “we don’t like brown people”. Sometimes you need to watch the house burn for people to learn.

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    1 month ago

    “I voted to get kicked in the balls and I must say that I was shocked when I got kicked in the balls.”