Image Transcript
A 3x3 grid of images of signs.
Row 1: “Bees” Active In This “Area”, Employee Must “Wash Hands”, Entrance “E.R.”
Row 2: “NEW” underwear 50p each, The “CLUNK” in the elevator… will not… …harm you!!!, Beware of “Dog”
Row 3: “LIVE” Lobsters, “Women”, “Restrooms” located on other side of building
v1als: unnecessary quotation mark appreciation board
prettypinkdork: There are few things as profoundly funny as unnecessary/ominous quotations.
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Honestly “Restroom” makes sense with quotation marks because it seems like a misleading polite euphemism to begin with. You aren’t going to the excretion room to rest.
just because you don’t spend an hour on the toilet scrolling through memes doesn’t mean no one does
But it’s where you do the rest, AKA the things you shouldn’t do in the other rooms
Existential dread?
What if they had a goose naned “dog” and just wanted to remember you to be a were of “dog”
I’m okay with the “clunk” quotes, as they are most likely actually quoting others.
They more than made up for it with the… ominous… ellipses…
It makes me think the clunk will harm… someone… else…!
And the two exclamation marks after HARM YOU.
Not enough for me to trust the sign, though
The clunk is quoting the sound, so it’s ok technically.
I think it’s a toss up between “dog” and “new” as to which is the most disturbing.
The city defines a dog as any living entity with four legs and a tail. So raccoons, bears, mountain lions, mice, these are all just different sizes of dog.
“Dog” = canine shaped kill bot; Beware of canine shaped kill bot
“New” = Open pack worn once and never washed; Open pack worn once and never washed underwear 50p each
“Live” = Undead (they are still moving, so that counts right); Undead lobsters
New=Old, but new to the purchaser.
Not “new” underwear?
“Nice”
Here is my “comment”
Enjoy your “safe” holidays om rodos
What the hell is om rodos
That’s actually exactly how I write my “n”, so now I feel personally attacked.
🫦
Do it harder
run timmy
Haven’t yet decided if actual cop would be worse. Either way, Timmy better be fast.
This thrift store I used to frequent in college had a sign on the vending machine that said
USE AT YOUR OWN “RISK”
Cracked me up every time
“new” underwear is outright disturbing and creepy.
I want to know what these people think quotation marks mean. They don’t even make sense if misused for emphasis in most of these.
“Women”, wrote the trans-sceptic.
“women”, “men”, wrote the gender abolishionist
What “the” heck
Quote marks used to be used for “emphasis”, and some older people still use them that way. I had an aunt who would use quotes like this on signs at her fruit stand.
Neon sign, budget ver.
I’ve heard this before but I’m not entirely sure. Is it possible some old people just didn’t learn to write properly? Like when they used to write emails in all caps?
One of the first results I found was this Jeep advertising sign from the 60s
if someone tried selling me a “fruit salad” i’d be scared
Why would one need to emphasize “fruit salad”? fruit salad is insane.
look at this guy not wanting their “salad tossed”, well more for me!
Is that true? Or just “true”? I couldn’t find a credible source for that with a very short search.
I know people who use “air quotes” to put “emphasis” on words if they are “trying” to make a “point”
But I don’t know if that comes from people using quotes originally to do the same thing.
