Gabe Bell
I am having a tidy up of Communities/etc so quite a few will go. There’ll be some warning, but it will be done before August.
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Gabe Bell@lemmy.worldOPto
tumblr@lemmy.world•Yeah, this was just going round in my headEnglish
0·12 days agoA vagina that doesn’t like poetry and just wants to go out and party every night? Just wants to get drunk and have a good time?
Gabe Bell@lemmy.worldOPto
tumblr@lemmy.world•Yeah, this was just going round in my headEnglish
0·12 days agoDepends on the porno I guess.
Horripilation
Well that’s a word I’m going to use at some point in my life. And given it’s NaNo season I’m possibly going to use it before the end of the week!!
Seriously - what a fantastic word!!
If the image is supposed to represent what it’s suggesting?
Not always, no.
Also hopefully it teaches boys to be wary of shoving their penises where they are not welcome?
THAT’S your problem with the image??? The COLOUR???
I see comments like that and the first thing that springs to mind is “Balrogs in your vagina? Have you considered seeing a doctor?”
The milkshakes thing is in relation to UK politics - I live in the UK.
There was a spate of people throwing milkshakes at right-wing and far-right politicians. And some on the right (and the far-right) lost their rag over it and said “If they throw milkshakes they could throw acid”. Which, as I said, is bullshit nonsense.
Some tumblr blogs don’t have the original source in them. I’m still not sure why :)
Huh.
You manage to take exactly the opposite point of view I took from it.
Not sure what the says about you, about me and about the post, but it does - I guess - open up the floor for further discussion?
“These people who throw milkshakes could be throwing acid”
No, they couldn’t. They made a conscious decision to throw a milkshake at someone because a milkshake is not going to hurt that person. It won’t burn them. It won’t injure them. It won’t damage them in any way other than to get milkshake on them.
Throwing milkshakes and throwing acid are two WILDLY different things and to try to suggest they are the same is just bullshit.
It’s like throwing a chair in a pool and throwing a baby in a pool.
Gabe Bell@lemmy.worldOPto
tumblr@lemmy.world•Make a list, check it twice, still screw it up and put her balls in a vice.......English
0·1 month agoMostly piano. Used to play in an orchestra at school but that was ooooooooooooooooh so long ago (back when dinosaurs roamed the earth, relatively speaking).
And due to a surgery mishap (which is not as bad as it sounds now that I say it like that) I don’t play piano as often as I used to.
Gabe Bell@lemmy.worldOPto
tumblr@lemmy.world•Make a list, check it twice, still screw it up and put her balls in a vice.......English
0·1 month agoIf a kid tested positive for every drug I’m not sure they’d be able to tell them they were negative…
Gabe Bell@lemmy.worldOPto
tumblr@lemmy.world•A gardener asks some nerds for their mobile so he can call his mumEnglish
0·1 month agoI have to ask… what word could you possibly have misread?
EDIT : Oh. Never mind. I get it now. (I was sticking to the top of the post and the top of the image. I read further down. Sorry)
Gabe Bell@lemmy.worldOPto
tumblr@lemmy.world•A gardener asks some nerds for their mobile so he can call his mumEnglish
0·1 month agoI’d guess it depends on the device you view it on.
If you have a tiny screen, you’ll only get the first bit, where as with a larger screen you get more.
I tried it on my phone and only got the first bit, just as an example :)
Gabe Bell@lemmy.worldOPto
tumblr@lemmy.world•Tip your waiters folks, I'm here all weekEnglish
0·2 months agoReligion has been described as a collection of laws and guidelines that circumscribe a man’s life.
That’s especially true of Judaism.
Gabe Bell@lemmy.worldOPto
tumblr@lemmy.world•This is how my brain works 95% of the timeEnglish
0·3 months ago(Before I start, this is not an invitation to start a riot over the political side of this or any argument about real/not real or red vs blue. I realise I have no control over it, I just don’t want it to descend into a scrum and a pointless one at that).
So you know when the (then) Republican nominee was shot at and the Secret Service let him stand up and wave his fist defiantly at the crowd as if to say “Come get me you bastards?”
My first thought was “Oh someone tried to shoot him, that’s a terrible thing for the democratic process” but then I span off into “hold on - why didn’t the Secret Service get him into the car, or a tent, or somewhere that’s secure because if you let him stand there wouldn’t someone else try to shoot at him again? What if there was more than one shooter? What if the guy who took the first shot had a friend or two friends? What if there were five shooters in different positions? Did you not see the episode of the West Wing where someone took a shot at Charlie? They took the President into the car in less than 30 seconds without him even realising he had been moved. And did you read the script for that? The script refers to Secret Service Agents’ as ‘SS Agents’ which just cracks me up because now I am picturing Bartlet (that’s PRESIDENT Barlet to you) and Leo and Josh and Charlie being dragged to the ground by men in Nazi uniforms and you’d think given they were being shot at by white supremacists the Nazis would be the last people who were trying to protect them and hold on this started off being a serious thought about the threat to democracy from someone shooting at the presumptive Republican nominee and now I am thinking about a Nazi plot to kill President Bartlet sometimes I wonder if I should be let out amongst decent people”
So - you know - I can see why someone would think that letting your mind wander to dwarves when someone is talking about their dead grandfather is a bad thing.
I’d say it makes it more evident because it’s something that has ALWAYS been true.
Now I’m imagining some overly zealous network censoring the show with David Boreanaz and Emily Deschanel for the same reason, and just how hilarious that would be.

Zygon Invasion/Zygon Inversion.
That’s the one that seems most like real life at the moment (at least the first one that springs to mind).