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A 3x3 grid of images of signs.
Row 1: “Bees” Active In This “Area”, Employee Must “Wash Hands”, Entrance “E.R.”
Row 2: “NEW” underwear 50p each, The “CLUNK” in the elevator… will not… …harm you!!!, Beware of “Dog”
Row 3: “LIVE” Lobsters, “Women”, “Restrooms” located on other side of building
v1als: unnecessary quotation mark appreciation board
prettypinkdork: There are few things as profoundly funny as unnecessary/ominous quotations.
I think it’s a toss up between “dog” and “new” as to which is the most disturbing.
“Dog” = canine shaped kill bot; Beware of canine shaped kill bot
“New” = Open pack worn once and never washed; Open pack worn once and never washed underwear 50p each
“Live” = Undead (they are still moving, so that counts right); Undead lobsters
New=Old, but new to the purchaser.
Not “new” underwear?
The city defines a dog as any living entity with four legs and a tail. So raccoons, bears, mountain lions, mice, these are all just different sizes of dog.