If you have one guy draw the knife over a long surface and distance, the other two can use that one slicing motion to cut the apples any number of times.
ONE STROKE, 99 cuts!
ONE STROKE, 99 cuts!
Like shaving with an old razor blade.
I got 99 cuts, but a stroke ain’t one
Kill one person?
If your stroke is good enough you don’t have to share the two apples with anyone.
Cut both apples in half. One half for the blonde, one half for brownie, one half for the ginger, and the last half for the animals or something.
Last half for the painter of this picture.
:D
Crush both apples with the blunt side of the knife. Divide applesauce equally.
Because the 6% are psychopaths capable of murder. I thought it was closer to 3% of the population though
Commit harakiri obviously
Comments full of people earnestly trying to solve the problem without breaking the law lol
I get the apple with the leaf for solving the puzzle.
That’s socialist propaganda! You see, you cut both apples in half with one cut, everyone gets half an apple and the remaining half is given to someone who struggles affording life.
(/s)
This is impossible as the apples aren’t homogeneous. Otherwise: have one person slide each apple across the knife until they feel their side is fair. The slice and pick. This does not work here as there are more than two people.
Ah, but it does work for three if you allow up to five cuts. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selfridge–Conway_procedure
I mean, while we’re being pedantic, you can never cut exactly 2/3 an apple for everyone, down to the atoms. Even with homogeneous apples.
slice the center child across the neck to prevent them from eating any, making there be one whole apple for each of the remaining children.
Cut both apples into 10 slices each. And then, the richest person takes 18 slices. Because that’s how capitalism works, baby.
cut one in half. then take turns each taking an equally sized bite
If you cut one in half then the two survivors get one whole apple each.
Bold of you to assume I’m not going to go Voorhees on both of them, have an apple as desert and save the second apple for later.
Obviously, I’m not going to eat the other two people. Without cooking them. And with the apple cores, I can make a lovely sauce to go with
And you have one less rival for getting a girlfriend.
Is there a Bechdel test but for incel men?
As a nerdy gal on the Internet, I envy Joanna.
That made me laugh, thanks!
