I know they do it sometimes in media but I don’t know - nor do I want to know - if it’s common at all in real life.
I did not. But many years ago I had a girlfriend who named mine Roy, as in Orbison. Can’t for the life of me remember why… She liked to have long talks with Roy, but he was quite deaf, had to get right up in there to hear anything…
When I was at basic training one of the Padres told us that we should all have a name for our dicks, otherwise it was a stranger who would be making 90% of the decisions.
Did any of the Padres reveal the names given to their dicks?
Am I weired for not doing that? Is that normal?
We’ve been through some rough stuff together. It seems like the least I could do.
I thought that if anyone does, it’s their partners. I don’t know of anyone having named their dick, but I also don’t really discuss dicks much with my friends
Mr. Boopsie?
Am I going too far if I have an SSL certificate for my penis?
Everyone always talks about safety in bed, nobody talks about security in bed 😔
I don’t want a stranger making most of my decisions.
Was I supposed to do that?
I did not think that was common practice or even a thing anyone would do at all till I was with a girl who told me she called her pussy “Patricia”
The sex was great and she (the woman not “Patricia” lol) is a wonderful person, but I was, and still am, vaguely unsettled by someone naming their genitals…
Is this the krusty krab?
“No, this is Patricia!”
I’ve two of them and I like being able to address them individually
That’s a thing?
Mine has no name other than my own.
Hello Richard
'tis not my name
Hi Tom
No offense, but if I was to let someone name my special friend, it wouldn’t be some random Lemmy user.
